Colormedeadangel

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse

100%

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@warnerbros is your fault ‘Potfest’ has been greenlit? Like, was Cheech and Chong not enough to prove stupid stoners humor is desired & profitable? I’ve been periodically harassing @jaychandrasekha & I think it’s Warner bros. That is the real stick in the mud. ST3 but no Fest?!

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@jaychandrasekha @ErikStolhanske @HeffernanRules @SteveLemme @PaulSoter @brokenlizard @SuperTroopers Well, it certainly wasn’t after the cathartic success of Potfest… 🥺

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

Complete missions to unlock an exclusive profile frame. https://t.co/GGcdjlDWgX

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@ChuckLiddell “what are you going to name that monster?!”

Me: well there’s only one obvious answer. Look at that beast…
That’s Cluck Liddell.
The baddest mother fucker ever.

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@Brendanfraser_3 The eyes never changed they just got sad. And that spark has been sparking again and that is all we need! YOU ARE ALREASY ENOUGH! 🥹❤️

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

When purchasing chickens you must give them the most eggcelent names. Somehow I end up with 2 Bantam Silkies today. Fancy ones. Chic. Gorgeous. Say hello to Feather Locklear & Meryl Cheep. The most couture chuckles ever.

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@piersmorgan Hmm. Maybe you can learn to cook whilst you’re over here attempting to reclaim us.

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@SnoopDogg What did you leave out for the Doggfather for 4/20?! Uncrustables strawberry & peanut butter French toast, smoked sausage and scrambled eggs.

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@lambofgod we stand with Campbell! Children should not be exposed to LGBTQIA cartoons or other persuasive sexual media! RAISE YOUR CHILDREN TRADITIONALLY!

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@tacobell What do I have to do to get The Santa Fe & Baja chalupas back?! And can we get a fish taco for godsakes? Please? BAJA FISH TACOS!? STEAK SANTA FE?! Let’s party like it’s 1999 again!

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@GretaThunberg is just another self righteous, mollycoddled moron from a soft and deceitful generation of her people. Who paid you this time, Greta?! Your acting is getting better but not good enough.

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@FearFactor you do realize how unethical the “rescuing rats from snakes” challenge was, right? Rats spines are basically their tails. You can’t grab rats by their tails&swing their asses to&fro like that w/out risking injury, paralysis or death. Poor form. #shame #fearfactor

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@kanyewest you were right the whole time. About all of it. You know you’re right. So, why did you apologize?
Because of this?⬇️

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

The same crowd virtue signaling about women in the Epstein files are enraged Iranian women might soon be freed under President Trump.

Let that sink in.

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@StephenKing War Powers Resolution (1973). Commander in Chief. End of story. No one cares about you desperately clinging to relevancy, you perverse old fuck. For the record, Dean Koontz was always better than you. #learntostfu

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@Rep_McBride A man in a dress demanding an unsustainable healthcare system calling himself a woman fighting for rights. Hows it feel to be the patriarchy for real? Probably about the same as tucking your Johnson and cosplaying as a female? “Empowered”.

[Colormedeadangel @Colormedeadang1]

@krassenstein Im not lowering a flag for someone who willingly inserted themselves into a situation that results in death. She should have been minding her goddamn business instead of disrupting government affairs.
Charlie Kirk.
Father of 3.
Say his name.
I’ll lower my flag for him.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2020. Chuck Schumer criticizes Trump for not bringing an end to the Maduro regime.

Schumer: "The President brags about his Venezuela policy? Give us a break. He hasn't brought an end to the Maduro regime."