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[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

Just a reminder why electric vehicles are better than gas cars:

[Colt45 @Colt45]

Is this thing still on?

[Ray Dalio @RayDalio]

https://t.co/3axXP2mPHg

[Luka Doncic @lukadoncic]

#MFFL

[Colt45 @Colt45]

What is the perfect height for peeing in the front bathroom of an airplane? Can confirm: 6’1 is not it.

[Colt45 @Colt45]

https://t.co/yNB1N17xHF

[Colt45 @Colt45]

@txuenergy @serviceexperts keeps sending me an offer for free tune-up and inspections, have yet to follow up on the form I filled out twice. Is it a hoax?

[Colt45 @Colt45]

@Susanbenrue @610Stompers I’ll ask

[The Gookie @TheGookie]

When #thothparade stops and you're lucky enough to be next to the @610Stompers. Thoth is supposedly moving again but these folks don't care. #mardigras #610stompers

[Colt45 @Colt45]

@KaareJohnson @DavidMora @610Stompers I’ll take embarrassing everyday. 😀

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

"Now pay attention, this is important information and will be on the test."

Meanwhile in my head:

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@BryanTNR

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Focus is key on TV, especially when the @610Stompers are dancing in short shorts while you talk about ball security. @nflnetwork @NFLGameDay

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Another week, another giveaway!

Repost for a chance to win this Mitch Garver signed baseball and World Series Champions hat.

[Colt45 @Colt45]

@fakemitchhowe

[Colt45 @Colt45]

@amyjoheavin @610Stompers It was so much fun!

[Colt45 @Colt45]

@mattko83 @CNN Bump!

[Colt45 @Colt45]

@RayDalio What’s your favorite activity to do with your family?

[Colt45 @Colt45]

@Lruff_ 🙌🏼 yes!

[Colt45 @Colt45]

@gurl_louisiana It was my favorite to dance to. Great video!