Colt45

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

Last night i got the best gift in the world, a life time of Hannah Hope. Thank you everybody who helped me pull this off. Best night of my life by far. I GOT A MF FIANCÉ YALL!

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

The Chinese pay less tax than the British, yet seem 100x more advanced.

Why? Because they’re not paying for 1,600,000 migrant households.

Do you understand?

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

@tymitchell8

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@Coby_Barker @MicahhParsons11 Hit me up big daddy

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@tymitchell8 @danny

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

’m really old enough for a Good Friday afternoon to consist of a freshly edged up yard and cold beer to put a smile on my face

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

These new skid steers with A/C are incredible

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

@JPHIL1337 Mitch Hedberg was my fav RIP

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

Black smoke and Avril Lavigne

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

This is assault

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@logan_bennett_

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@JPHIL1337

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

That is not very cash money of you

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

@JPHIL1337 We good

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

Well that’s a bit much

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

If i see you wearing a mask alone in your vehicle I’m just assuming you fart a lot

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

Who the heck actually likes wind chimes

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

I think the wife will like it

[Colt45 @ColtForTexas]

Today my wife and I walked and found a private beach to ourselves in Jamaica. Today was a good day.