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Afternoons on @1061KISSFMdfw & all over with your @iHeartRadio App. The more you listen the longer I get to keep my job so THANK YOU

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Oops. Thought I met @TPAIN. My bad

[Tiffany Jurgens @tiffanyjurgens]

@falenkdwb AND @ColtRadio GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK OVER HERE 😭😭😭 #TS

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Thanks for saying hi!!

[MNxEngineer @Sanchez_C137]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!! Due to misprinted shirts, I got to finally meet @falenkdwb and @ColtRadio in Andover today!! You guys are the best!! @1013KDWB

[Just Me! 💙🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦🌻🗼🏉 @roddmullins]

Did you hear what @ColtRadio said on @1075theriver ?

He said Travis Kelce just signed a two year contract extension for $34 million. The thing is that Taylor makes that in 4 days! Calling Kelce the broke ass boyfriend!

Absolutely hilarious!!!🤣🤣🤣

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Usher said when in doubt take my shirt off

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Can I claim our elf on the shelf as a dependent on my taxes

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NFL is basically just Keeping Up With The Kelce’s at this point

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Buying raspberries is basically just spending $7 for a carton of mush and mold

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Does this office chair squeak when anyone sits in it or do I have to lose weight

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Forget about coffee, nothing wakes you up more than a low account balance warning from your bank 🤣🤣

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Much love to you!!! I’ll miss hanging out with y’all

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If I owe on my taxes can I tell the IRS to double it and give it to the next person

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I’ll never forget when BAZZI demanded fresh fish before his performance at MOA

[Jen Bollig @BolligJen]

@ColtRadio We miss you in Minnesota!!!💔

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@MyNameIsRaph @iHeartMedia It has to be the reason we’re down this quarter 🤣

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The only benefit to not working remotely is being able to use your place of employment’s printer for personal use

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Turns out all those ufos were just Rihanna’s halftime floating stages

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Do I have to buy a Valentine’s Day gift for my wife or will the aliens annihilate me by then

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Why did my elementary school make me play the recorder and then get mad at me for not knowing hot crossed buns well enough to pass the test as if it would have any effect on my life

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🤣 you know me too well

[Sam Owens @slamwise]

@ColtRadio 👆me when Colt takes 5 days to respond to a text (jk…kind of)

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You ever throw your phone across the room and flip it off then walk away for like an hour acting like you’re gonna go off the grid but you always go back to it

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#KISSJingleBall @LewisCapaldi smells good so everyone knows