Colt Whitmann

My belly button is a thumb knuckle deep. I want to be able to throw keys into keyholes while standing at improbable distances away.

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@SalSports @Cobeyy1987 See

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@itsjamiehudson UGC

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@ProperlyAds Tube

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@ashvinmelwani LP please

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@amandanat @SaveToNotion #thread

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@alex_momeni Lp

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@lifemaximised audit please

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@IdrisEcom_email Spoon

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Keep your hands off our guy @dawson_knox

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@ProperlyAds List please

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@blvckledge Opt

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@bloggersarvesh SEO (please)

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@jaredbauman @SavetoNotion #Thread

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Number 3 (/ of a sporadically updated 20): vegetables and exercise are the closest thing to magic. Second closest is booze and a deep fryer.

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See lots of these threads so thought I’d throw my hat in the ring. Buckle up for 20 things a 38 year old wished he knew before he was this.

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Number 2 (/ of a sporadically updated 20): Borat is funny. But more importantly Borat was funny.

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Number 1 (/ of a sporadically updated 20): there comes a day where you honestly just don’t know what peeing is supposed to be. Take your time.

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@ChelseaCastle Mr. Smith Agency in Buffalo! https://t.co/jTktLdNcGj

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@GrantBrisbee @danlehnermusic Why do they each have their own salt and pepper shaker?