Buff Jagwell

Not Johnny Football. Colton Football. Heisman Trophy winner. Hybrid Buffalo/'Cock. 5x WCW Champion. Holla if ya hear me. #Jaguars #BCB

[Buff Jagwell @ColtonFootball]

Urban Meyer meeting Josh Lambo for the first time

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❤️

[Clint Goss @NFLDraftDome]

FSU RB Greg Jones was violent out the backfield at 6-1, 251

🐆Signed a deal that made him the highest paid FB in NFL history
🐆FB when Jaguars RB Maurice Jones-Drew led the NFL in rushing yards (2011)

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“Worst shot of his life” slightly right into a bunker and I’m chunking it off the tee. I hope he gets a penalty. Go fuck yourself Wyndham Clark.

[Brock 💣 @Golfingbrock]

Breaking: Wyndham Clark just hit the worst shot of his life.

The USGA is reviewing his post-shot reaction to determine if it will warrant a 2 stroke penalty.

[Buff Jagwell @ColtonFootball]

*When* not *if* I die in that stadium from some kind of cardiac event, just torch my ass right in the slab and wheel the remains on up there. Can’t think of a better way to meet my end.

[Nash Henry @NashJagsNats22]

Jacksonville Jaguars’ new stadium to feature memorial where fans can place cremated remains, mementos.

https://t.co/jFxFeq3N9Z

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@AlfieBCC Lmao like BTJ “stans” are this specific cult of degenerate assholes outwardly longing for the suppression of the rest of the roster for BTJ’s personal gain. Jaguars fans just want their talented young WR to play well 😂

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Gladstone is to tight ends as Baalke is to inside linebackers

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I don’t want to overreact but that’s one of the worst picks I can remember going back quite a bit for us.

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Backup tight end lmao. Fart noise.

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Gene Smith WR1 😎

[2StripesCPD @2StripesCPD]

No player in FBS history has more receiving touchdowns than Rice's Jarrett Dillard (60). He's also the only FBS player to ever have multiple 20-receiving TD seasons.

It's time for CFB Hall of Fame voters to stop the nonsense and induct him

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Mariusz Pudzianowski was notorious for eating literally pounds of candy in the middle of the night and was the world’s strongest man.

[Noah Ryan @NoahRyanCo]

Always saw the biggest guy at my college gym eating sour patch kids inbetween his sets and my underdeveloped brain could not comprehend why a man so jacked would eat something so taboo (this was peak low-carb era).

But now I understand. Fast carbs (glucose, dextrose, sucrose) enter your bloodstream immediately. Working muscles sucks that glucose out of your blood via GLUT4 transclocation, independent of insulin. You bypass the usual metabolic bottlenecks and feed your engines mid-burn.

High intensity training is heavily dependent on glycogen and glycolosis. Burn through your glycogen stores and your performance suffers. Less explosiveness, no pump, more cortisol.

Keeping your muscles fueled mid-workout gives you everything you want and need. Glucose has an osmotic effect. It pulls water into muscle cells and hydrates you at an intracellular level (very anabolic btw). You get better bloodflow, bigger/fuller muscles, better contraction. You can sustain peak output for the entirety of your workout.

Its not just your muscles that are being fueled either. Your brain is a glucose hog. Low blood sugar during long sessions is the leading cause of fatigue and poor motor output. Hence why glucose microdosing is beneficial for cognitive tasks as well (especially hybrid psycho/physiological tasks like martial arts, sports etc.)

Better yet, exogenous glucose blunds cortisol-induced tissue breakdown. Extremely anti-catabolic.

You perform better, you feel better, you recover better, and you leave your workout less fried than you otherwise would.

All while giving you a perfect excuse to get your sugar fix in guilt free.

[Buff Jagwell @ColtonFootball]

@J_Nubz Love you BROTHER!

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I think Parker Washington is going to be the best player on our offense next year. I think he might already be.

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Woah! Good for Travon.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jaguars signed Travon Walker to a four-year, $110 million extension that includes $77M guaranteed and $50M fully guaranteed at signing, per @eliteloyaltysp.

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This been me for the last 14 years brothers. Satellite Beach to Camping World is a much shorter commute.

[Ricky @HHHHHawg]

Me Ubering home 2 1/2 hours

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@IAmLilRico She about to see a different Chris B when we get back to the car

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@Nate_Tice “Oh Thank God”

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Like apartment buildings and hotels across the UAE?

[MetaMona @MetaMona_]

Please help me understand

I thought…

“Under the Geneva Conventions and modern international humanitarian law, you cannot intentionally target civilian infrastructure like power plants if they are purely civilian.”

[Buff Jagwell @ColtonFootball]

From the perspective of the “Big 3” men’s sports, it’s been a long time since all 3 were simultaneously this bad at South Carolina. Objectively bottom tier SEC programs on all fronts.

[The Sarge Daily @TheSargeDaily]

Breaking News: It seems South Carolina Head Coach, Paul Mainieri has been let go after a 12-11 start to his second season. This marks the end of one of the worst if not the worst era in Gamecock baseball history. From the lack of on the field production to bad behind the scenes incidents this project was doomed from the start. I will I have a hot board out soon.

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Lmfao

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

South Carolina's Lamont Paris will return next season, per the school's athletic department.

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Remember when Darrell Green showed up at like 42 years old to this still smoking dudes

[Petey Wheatstraw @bayharbor850]

Hey @NFL bring this back

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Let me tell you about a man named Greg Jones

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

I actually didn't even use their final forms