Colton Lee

[Muscadine Bloodline @MuscadineBLine]

She misses ragweed like I do

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

58 more days until opening day of duck season

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

Why in the hell do dentist start asking you questions while your mouth is pried open and they are drillin on your teeth?

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

Before y'all start poppin fireworks make sure your family/friends that are in electric wheelchairs have reverse, I'm talking about you terry

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

If I knew I would have been working in the construction field I might would have paid attention in Spanish class in high school

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

It is officially hotter than a spoon at Demi Lovato's house right now

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

Happy Easter y'all

[Clint Bowyer @ClintBowyer]

ATTENTION: @DaleJr

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

@annanecaise_ This time last year we were catching sailfish but now I'm sweating my ass off at work, I think you know where I would rather be at 😂

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

I went from catching beads yesterday to catching the flu today all because of this bipolar ass weather

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

@LeeRhett @Huntersimmons06 I think the 7 hour drive would be worth it to see @KoeWetzel and @ParkerMcCollum

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Hey Texas, don't miss this.

@KoeWetzel @ParkerMcCollum @moonshineband
https://t.co/PlIXHiBi95

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

@M_Witt97 And alcohol likes me so leave us alone

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

Well looks like I'll be celebrating the big day tomorrow anyways, don't worry I'm still single it just so happens to be Thirsty Thursday

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

It's only the beginning of February and I'm already sweating like a whore in church...

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

Well that's it, today was the final day of duck season. Now I'm not sure what to do with my life

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

PSA: don't juul in the duck blind #RIP #GoneButNotForgoten

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

@Huntersimmons06 Do something useful and go pick up those decoys for me while your not doin anything

[Ciarra @CMoran709]

I really need to quit playin like these $3 energy drinks don’t cost me an extra $1100 a year plus a likely heart attack at age 26

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

I'm sleep deprived and running off caffeine, nicotine, and nutter butters... yep it's definitely duck season

[Colton Lee @ColtonLee131]

Colton's random thought of the day: why is it that you see cats outside of regular restaurants, but none outside of Chinese restaurants? 🤔