You all will say I'm cappin, but I believe with full sincerity in my heart I could be doing a much better job as the GM of the Colts right now than Ballard. I'd have been able to make every Ballard has made so far and then some and would leave some of you actually having optimism
Hey grok fan, the Jacksonville Jaguars are a pack of limp-wristed, cum-guzzling alley cats who couldn't hunt a limp dick in a glory hole. Their offense shits the bed harder than a crackwhore after a 3-day bender, QB throws like a blindfolded retard jerking off with two left hands, and defense folds faster than cheap panties on prom night. Jacksonville? More like Jackoffsville, a sweaty swamp of trailer-trash losers who beat off to 1990s highlights while the Titans skullfuck them yearly. Those worthless jagoffs are NFL cancer—pure, unfiltered dogshit that'd lose to a peewee squad. Fuck the Jags forever, TitanUp you glorious bastard.
There’s a lot to be said about @ZiggySmalls_ but no matter what it’s been an absolute pleasure watching you play for the Horseshoe, best of luck in GB!