A Stand Up Gal 💭

The 28,576th most angry person on Twitter.

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

@madeline_rendon @CNN Yup! That’s what happens when they interact with humans. They often get injured, sometimes severely, trying to access human food in contained spaces. That means getting stuck or trapped and getting injured trying extracate themselves. 😥

[[email protected] why not @rebeccawatson]

In the US, teachers buy their own chalk while cops get Captain America shields to protect themselves from women who want healthcare

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

@hysteria_comedy thanks for the retweet!

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

chica mic is back! @MsRachelDunbar has taken over this femtastic mic and it starts again on June 12th at @TheSmokeShopBBQ in @HarvardSquare! Brunch starts at noon. Mic at 1pm. Sign-up: https://t.co/f8ib9mQNLD
#comedy #openmic #Boston

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

@Darth_Pingu Sorry but that’s “Michael Carrington” forever.

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

Hey @AppMtnClub! Those cabin prices are extreme this year! $256/a night/pp?!? And that’s for members. Youch. Makes me sad that this particular experience is now luxury hotel expensive. That’s a shame that regular folks are completely priced out of the #outdoors.

[guy online @fellawhomstdve]

hopefully this ushers in an age of terror planted deep within the hearts of standup comedians everywhere

[Xandra Harbet @XandraHarbet]

Being a woman is fucking exhausting.

PSA: This is not cute or charming behavior.

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

@MattZiemak Okay I hear you but now men are expected to spend money on skin care and wow does it show. I love Joseph but Dali had more flair. Our surface is prettier but is it more interesting?

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Yall notice you haven't even gotten the common cold since 2019? 🧐

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

@Itsjukjuk Like Kellogs old.

[𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™ @NapVeg]

it's easy to think everything is a conspiracy when u don't know how anything works

[coco @daddyluver69]

i hate LA so much this white girl spilled her entire drink on me last night and when i confronted her she said “you’re so brave. i’m listening and learning”

[Brooks @Brooks32804789]

@UDontFkingNoMe I’m ok if we discard this one as long as we keep aliens in play somewhere else. Like, aliens killed JFK or aliens created the Grand Canyon, etc. etc. We don’t need to undermine the achievements of non-white people, but can we at least keep the alien misattribution aspect alive?

[Gilded History @Gilded_History]

Who was Mrs. Fish?

“Among the storied Gilded Age society hostesses of Newport, few loom larger than Marion “Mamie” Fish. Celebrated for her lavish parties, and better known for her caustic wit than her social diplomacy.”

https://t.co/4sFs380VPn | @TheNewportDaily #TheGildedAge

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

@zachlennonsimon These are ruff days!

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

Um @zachlennonsimon. You are a GIF. Congratulations. 👏🏽😂

[A Stand Up Gal 💭 @ComedianPerson]

@zachlennonsimon 😂❤️✌🏽😜 Always!