friends call me stinky

i get the double classic roast beef sandwich from arby’s because i’m a classy individual thank you and goodnight

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

when i die, lay me face down in the casket so these hoes can pay respect to my juicy, voluptuous ass

[zae @itszaeok]

he ate this so bad idk

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

u know what.. *unsucks your titties*

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

fashion is for the straights
style is for the gays

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

sorry but germs aren’t real. who told u they were? scientists? that SELL germ-x? lol ok nice try capitalism u won’t catch me washin my hands. especially with ur “soap”

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

pretty rude that work disrupts my honkshoo honkshoo mimimimi

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

@Sir_Eggs_McGee once an opp, always an opp

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

maybe i wanna suck my thumb, the fuck that got to do with y’all

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

yo phil zimbardo would hands down use the f slur

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

the notebook got it wrong, true love is crying in thai siam over a text that makes you reach a break through in your trauma

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

this room cold, my nipples finna bust out the linen

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

he said my farts smell like hitler

my ass a gas chamber

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

@latelateshow that’s the best dog ever

[The Late Late Show with James Corden @latelateshow]

This Krispy Kreme spokesdog has a real weakness for the Benjamins 💰💰💰

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

consider my timbers shivered bitch

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

detention for you all

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

manipulators deserve a minimum 5 year prison sentence just for the principal of it

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

@CodyKulo @_emmareynolds_ this is kind of a sweet tweet bro

[friends call me stinky @ComedyBarn_King]

👍🏼(but upside down)