TheComedyCorp

Put our comedians to work for you. Let's face it, they'll only get in trouble if we don't keep them busy. Speeches, toasts, roasts, ghost tweets, shows.

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Ryan's Budget Plan 'Has Gotten Even Crueler' -- he wants to go into homes & seize piggy banks. Fine print reveals he's canceled Xmas

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@HuffingtonPost Anti-Mafia Police Raid Diocese Of Papal Frontrunner -- I dunno. Pope Corleone might whip the Vatican into shape.

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Black smoke from Pope chimney. Cardinals return to their rooms only to receive Tyra Mail. Nerves are running high #NextTopPope

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Walmart turned couple in to cops for bath time photos of their kids. Nothing is more obscene to Walmart than cleanliness.

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Is it St. Patrick's day yet? Fuck it, I'm getting a head start on my drinking. #HangOnLiver

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@David_Conolly @DarscoveryChann @DrOz Is that an endorsement? Can we quote you?

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@laurajrichter NNNnooooooo!!! Everybody loves boobs. Keep talking. We're listening.

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I was in Mom once. Does that count? RT @Funny1OneLiners There may be no "i" in "team," but there are three in "narcissistic

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@laurajrichter @David_Conolly @jokedoctor Kidneys? We don't need no stinking kidneys!

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Please help me wish @NathanHWilliams a very #HappyBirthday - shout out to him yall and let him feel the luv!

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@laurajrichter @shoelace1976 @ProhibitionBurg Goddammit - it's #NationalMargaritaDay get with the program, Richter. You, too, Ming.

[Jenifer Lewis @JeniferLewis]

"@laurajrichter: @AshAustinMorris - http://t.co/JyiUA2Qc - Black Don't Crack" not just beauty. We don't crack under pressure either! OBAMA

[Free Range Trouble @laurajrichter]

Now seems like a good time to move to Russia, cuz how likely is it that meteors will blow up there again? #RussianMeteor

[Jerry Corley @jokedoctor]

Student Michele Mahone's Home Shopping Cinnamon Challenge FAIL - HILARIOUS!: http://t.co/oLF4150g via @youtube #QuickLaugh