Scottyhumor

I cover everything comedy... Skits, stand up, physical, podcasts, etc. Wrote @runningonemptyws12 Also do open mic comedy. Supporter of @depresson2

[Everything Avenue @EverythingAve_]

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This is funny 😆 👆
#iguana #viral #rediguana

[Everything Avenue @EverythingAve_]

Everything Avenues first vid!
Well example of our future vids!
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#SaferAtHome #bingewatch #StayHomeStaySafe

[Everything Avenue @EverythingAve_]

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Watch this! All hilarious episodes in order!
#hilarious #EverythingWillBeAlright #Movienight #newshow #coronavirus

[Everything Avenue @EverythingAve_]

Everything Avenue:
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Now:
Enjoy our 7 episode comedy web series! Plus two bonus outtake episodes!

Soon:
More great content to come!!!
Stay tuned!!!

[Scottyhumor @ComedyWriterSC]

@realDonaldTrump Ya but minimum wage isn’t close to keeping up with the cost of living. Percentages don’t matter if being employed still doesn’t let you live a good life. Businesses are too greedy now. American Dream is dying. Also, you are so insecure. We need a leader who’s closer to reality

[Scottyhumor @ComedyWriterSC]

"Like a midget at a urinal, I knew I had to be on my toes." -Leslie Neilson, Naked Gun 33 1/3

Get me every time 😂

[Scottyhumor @ComedyWriterSC]

puns r amazing when ur high. I threw a paper airplane at my friend. It hit him. He says, "warn me next time, I didnt have anytime to paper."

[Scottyhumor @ComedyWriterSC]

So proud of my friends @HeatherFarace and @DEpressON2 !

Follow them as their success grows everyday!!

#Mentalhealth #actress #success

[Erik Urtz @SnobbyRobot]

RUNNING ON EMPTY: A Wacky, Yet Heartfelt Smorgasbord of Comedy For Every Taste https://t.co/jP323yAxey Acting ...

[Chris Hadley @filmwritr4]

Check out my latest feature story for @SnobbyRobot on the acclaimed comedy series @ROEwebseries! @ComedyWriterSC @heatherfarace @Listersmate

[Scottyhumor @ComedyWriterSC]

@GBSportsPicks For what? Lol. Drama?

[Scottyhumor @ComedyWriterSC]

@NFL why do you still think it’s better to hit a woman than it is to silently protest for a good cause? Wake up you pussies! #FreedomOfSpeech #DomesticViolence #NationalAnthem #AB #ColinKaepernick

[Scottyhumor @ComedyWriterSC]

@kfc you’re trying to kill me, thanks.

#kfc #chickenpotmurder #bone #suing #CLEvsSF

[Scottyhumor @ComedyWriterSC]

@kfc you’re trying to kill me, thanks.

#kfc #chickenpotmurder #bone #suing #CLEvsSF

[Scottyhumor @ComedyWriterSC]

Prostitution is illegal. Porn isn’t. If I was a prostitute and someone asked me, “how much?!” I’d be like, “hey hey hey...are you going to film us doing this? Otherwise this is illegal.”