Amanda G

Stand-Up Comic & Mother of 2. Live on the West Coast but NYC has my heart. Used to want the blue check but now I’m on the fence.

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@soapcentral Willow & Drew, Nina & Jack

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@soapcentral Yes! Save Cassius & lean into the flashes of good character he’s displaying.

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@Sen_Alsobrooks RFK is a joke with zero credentials and a loud microphone and dangerous power. He has tremendous power to ruin our lives with his vaccine conspiracy theories. He needs to be removed before tragedy ensues to the American people.

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@SenWarren He somehow doesn’t investigate how many people die from the diseases themselves. He doesn’t actually care about human beings, it’s one thing to eliminate pesticides, but don’t take away my choices about vaccinations.

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@AmazingPopPod Mia Farrow

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@JoyceCarolOates Maybe RFK is fueling that. He’s basically an LA super holistic nut job who wants to move medicine back to pre 1900 when half of kids died. No thanks. Can’t imagine what Cheryl Hines sees in that overly tanned estranged desperado Kennedy?

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@JoyceCarolOates Trump looked really old during his last presidency. He was barely at the White House & playing golf most of the last two years. He looks waaay older now. I think he has forgotten how demanding it is to be president. This may not go so well.

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@sarcasticmommy4 Lol! Or screaming at your kids because they used all the tape.

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@oceanrd @LizMastersSC 😂omg I’m dying laughing right now

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@BarbraStreisand Jews in the South don’t seem to understand that he courts Neo-Nazis. As far as immigrants go he marries only immigrants. Does that affect his precious family DNA?

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It’s fun to watch the facial expression of a facialist when you tell her you wash your face with Coast deodorant soap. #beauty

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@UnrealBluegrass It’s interesting how many of these dictators & millionaires look like 12 year olds who should be playing pinball in an arcade, not affecting the lives of millions. Something short- circuited in adolescence.

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@TheOnlyEsta YES. It’s character assassination of Haitian immigrants. What’s up with the outfits? They look like Sam Donaldson or twin flight attendants.

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@LizMastersSC Whaaaat? Haven’t seen that yet. I taped it.

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@GeneralHospital @lldubs Laura, you are the best Carly that has ever been and ever will be. I love the fierce mother, the passionate woman, the devotion to career, the humor, the courage and the beauty, and don't even get me started on your hair! Happy Birthday to a gifted actor!💝💝💝

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@4diva63 @mmpadellan I think his abs are a little more distended than that 😂

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@MauraWest Your new haircut on #GH is amazing! Love that 70’s layering. So chic on you! ❤️

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@GeneralHospital @ImEvaLaRue Natalia is Sonny’s type. I wonder if a romance could brew?

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@JoyceCarolOates I once had amnesia after a car accident and when they asked me questions I can remember not remembering. They asked , “what is your name?” and I remember answering, “I don’t know” and feeling an empty space in my brain.

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@BarbraStreisand Democracy is not just for Democrats. Republicans should reflect on this.