Comic Bill Stone

I'm a stand-up Comic, Media designer and Host of The Cola than you podcast & The Smoking & Drinking with Comic Bill Stone show!

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@elonmusk Have fun managing your dumpster fire here at " X " ! Such a dumb name change.... I'm heading for Bluer Skies!

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I mean they're definitely a 100% cheating you on their portion sizes! I see more filling at the end of that burrito in the picture then there was in the entire burrito when I opened it.... Do better @tacobell

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@tacobell so I have not been to a Taco Bell in a couple of years, and especially not for breakfast. I was in a hurry this morning and decided that I would stop there and grab something. I see a picture for a cheesy toasted breakfast "burrito". And this is what they gave me!!! SAD

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@Bubblebathgirl @MarkHamill I would also have to argue that Rich celebritys like Donald Trump should also stay out of politics

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@Wendys I just sent you a DM. Thanks for the response!

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@Wendys I like how you guys keep messing up my online orders.... And then don't even have the decency to pick up the phone when I call about them. I don't have the gas to waste driving back and forth from home and Wendy's to fix your mistakes!

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@VancityReynolds @Deadpool today was the 5yr anniversary of my father's passing and he was a huge Deadpool fan. I celebrated by watching #DeadpoolWolverine with my son! Thanks for a great time, he would have loved it.

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Check out JD's Ladies.... #WeirdAF

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@stickermule Personally I don't need to know my sticker company's political views, and I sure as hell don't need an email about it!
Please just make stickers and shut the $#@&ing hell up......

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@stickermule @stripeymew We've seen him physically do these things on camera and live in person, not only that but most of his followers just make excuses for his deplorable behavior. I think what happened yesterday was absolutely horrible, but that still doesn't mean I'm going to condone his actions.

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@ChrisCampbell80 I am always down... Frankly it's been too long!

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@WKBN Hey... Screw the scientist!!! We can burn all the resources we want, and while I'm at it, I think I'll go hunt'in some a dem dare endangered species. Also because I can when I'm done I'll fry it up in lard and chock it down with a gallon of sweet tea and wipe my mouth with a flag

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You have to check out the band Talk Less !!! They just dropped their first single out of the studio today and it sounds amazing. Yes one of them is my son but I'm not being biased, it really is that good! Please give them a listen & comment below please!

https://t.co/EmXPj6nB1O

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@fox8news So is it a Peace of Pie, a Peace of Ass, a Hair Peace.... Shits getting weird!

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@THEBryanSternik @TheSteveGuy @FunnyStop @WelchRefinery Steve and his amazing Technicolor dream jacket!

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@MarkHamill I did @MarkHamill , but I believe the real question is did you miss me.... I think I'll get my answers in your silence!

May the force blah blah blah blah blah... You get the point.

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@ChrisCampbell80 @Wendys Nope sorry.... I used to feel the same about @Wendys, but if you're not going to offer me a grilled chicken sandwich anymore! I guess that just leaves me with the @Hardees girls, and they still have nice grilled breasts of chicken!!!

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Well it used to be @Wendys was one of the last places where you could still get grilled chicken on a sandwich, and I know that fast food isn't the healthiest option but I guess now they only offer chicken that's deep fried... Glad Wendy's doesn't give a s*** anymore as well!