Dave Hanson

award winning playwright, tv writer, actor, VO artist & comedian. Red List writer on coverfly, 2nd Rnd AFF screen writing competition 2021

[Dave Hanson @ComicDaveHanson]

If it's legal and necessary to kill Venezuelan drug dealers for selling drugs that "kill" millions of Americans to Americans, when do we start drone striking gun shops and gun manufacturers?

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@Mariners Josh Naylor is a pirate captain and you can’t convince me otherwise #mariners #seattle #baseball #Pirates

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@StacyRost @SeattleSports
A theory def Sam Darnold-
A lot of media keep talking about Darnold’s collapse at the end of last year as proof he’s not good. most teams lost the next week following a game vs Detroit.
If they won, it was a close game. minn had to play LA.

[Dave Hanson @ComicDaveHanson]

@Seahawks can we make the throwback unis the full time unis next season?

[Dave Hanson @ComicDaveHanson]

Most activist judges in the history of judges or activism.
#SCOTUS #Bullshit

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I guess this rapture isn't happening because Trump is speaking to the UN on tuesday. Can't imagine he'd schedule a speech when we all know he'll be the first to raptured the fuck outta here

#Rapture2025 #rapturewatch

[Etan Thomas @etanthomas36]

“There is no where in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil and how you die does not redeem how you lived. You don’t become a hero in death when you are a weapon of the enemy in life”
~Pastor Howard John-Wesley
of Alfred Street Baptist Church
In DC #CharlieKirk

[Dave Hanson @ComicDaveHanson]

He's either the geekest of geeks or the brownest white supremacist I've ever seen.
And why is he leading the investigation? This was his friend, he clearly has a bias that could compromise the investigative process, possibly get the case thrown out of court.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

I say again…

Kash Patel is not built for this.

Resign.

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THE ONLY TIME TRUMP IS EXCITED, RELAXED, HAPPY, CREATIVE, ARTISTIC... IS WHEN HE IS DOING PEDO STUFF WITH EPSTEIN!

[SegaCDUniverse 🍕 @SegaCDUniverse]

@kevykirkpatrick "mom and dad are playing Bunco again with the neighbors!" @ScottRinker Gamers forever! @ComicDaveHanson

[Kurt Metzger @kurtmetzger]

@charliekirk11 For real, tho. Why is your entire face crammed into such a small area? It’s like Gaza. It’s a war crime the way your giant head has blockaded your small-ass face.

[Dave Hanson @ComicDaveHanson]

This government will make progressive liberals see their struggles in libertarianism and conservative libertarians will recognize themselves in progressive struggles.
That's when the revolution begins.

[Dave Hanson @ComicDaveHanson]

So... Israel is capable of doing precision missile strikes in a populated civilian area...

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@StealthMedical1 @DouglasKMurray I don’t know if you noticed but you tagged the wrong comic. I’m Dave Hanson…. You wanted Dave Smith…

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kaufmann: DOGE claims to have found Social Security loans going to 11 year olds and under. It's a survivor benefit annuity to young children whose parents have passed. That's the problem, billionaires without a clue doing a job they don't understand

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Mahmoud Khalil isn’t an illegal alien.

He isn’t a terrorist.

He’s a Columbia graduate student and a legal U.S. resident. He's a husband. And his wife, a US Citizen—8 months pregnant—has no idea where he is.

The Department of Homeland Security snatched him off campus, disappeared him without a trace. No charges. No trial. Just gone.

This is how authoritarian regimes operate.

It's what happens when the First Amendment only applies to the “right” kind of people—it's only a trial balloon for a broader crackdown on speech.

If they can do it to Khalil, they can do it to you.

First, they come for the speech of legal immigrants.

If we don't speak up, do you know what comes next?

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

To explain the Zelenskyy and Trump beef, Zelenskyy is Kendrick and Trump is Drake. Hope that helps.

[Dave Hanson @ComicDaveHanson]

Resign you stupid fuck
Resign to save any shred of integrity

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Thank you @POTUS for standing up for America in a way that no President has ever had the courage to do before. Thank you for putting America First. America is with you!

[Dave Hanson @ComicDaveHanson]

When are we going to talk about how this #trump administration looks like an evil version of Parks and Rec

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How embarrassing you had to go on your boss’s kid’s spouse’s tv show.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lara Trump: What you feel is the greatest threat to the American people safety?

Gabbard: …specifically the threat of radical Islamist terrorism here within our country is higher than it's ever been before not only because of Biden's open borders but because of his and his administration's fear of being called Islamophobes