Kevin Kirkpatrick

Actor, writer, comedy stuff, improv.

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

These oscars are so NOT current. Cast of Chicago??? And Charlize Theron presenting with Yoda?

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

LATE NIGHT ZOO! new improv show tonight at groundlings 10 pm. Stellar cast @EdiHasAUnicorn @Silpatweets @Jeremy_Rowley Dunbar. Come see! $10

[Edi Patterson @EdiPattersonHi]

I'm in a fun-ass show this week, son! Thurs. 10pm- Late Night Zoo @groundlings w/ @Silpatweets @Jeremy_Rowley @kevykirkpatrick @dunbarred

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

@Samanthakroy @patriscuit @dave56dj @mikey_russ @katefrisbee @tomfonss @gmsoldati @hmichaelc YOU KNOW IT!

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

@Samanthakroy @patriscuit @dave56dj @mikey_russ @katefrisbee @tomfonss @gmsoldati @hmichaelc

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

My dog ate my residual check.

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

Its a storm trooper. http://t.co/sgSzUG9t

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

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[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

Check out our vid! Only way to make it cooler woulda been if @Pink had played the cool terminator! @Pink give us a RT? http://t.co/KqzL5cHC

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

We not cool as @adamlevine but check this vid: http://t.co/KqzL5cHC

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

http://t.co/KqzL5cHC

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

What a great time I had on SNL with
Taram Killam and Nasim Pedrad.

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

@christinadeleon thaz what I expect from my number one bich!

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

Directing a damn funny cast in gas show tonight. Some tix still avail! Half off if u mention this tweet!

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

@TonyCavalero seems like a dude who hasn't had his ass kicked recently enough.

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

Why do all the promo shots for the new charlies angels look like Kohl's ads?? Lame.

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

@christinadeleon hahaaa!

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

@christinadeleon did you get you yogurt hour?

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

Isn't the amount of frozen yogurt you eat in 20 minutes also the amount of frozen yogurt you will eat all day?

[Kevin Kirkpatrick @kevykirkpatrick]

Just saw a groupon for "an hour" of unlimited frozen yogurt.