david

comedy writer (feature and tv), Giants Mets and Rangers expert, pizza connoisseur

[david @dave56dj]

@KayeSteinsapir Commenters going off o bass -but all she said was Pratt said he’d leave if he lost - let’s see if he can be a man of his word and get packing - bc he’s cooked

[david @dave56dj]

@yesh222 Steyer is outpacing in latest drops - seems way to early to call

[david @dave56dj]

@cbouzy Absolutely obsessed with Florida -there are 50 states - you’ve lost the plot

[david @dave56dj]

@cbouzy I love your tweets Chris but your obsession with Florida and Evan has become so trite - what about the other 49 states - some troubling early data from Pennsylvania - any thoughts there - or any thoughts from Georgia’s overwhelming start?

[david @dave56dj]

@Light_2610 Probably bc of the third worst record in all of football for a decade ?

[Shawn Harris for Congress @ShawnForGeorgia]

Marjorie Taylor Greene, my opponent, has millions of followers. (I don't, yet.)

Mainly because I don't peddle conspiracies or throw tantrums on social media.

But to spread our message, we must expand our audience.

Can you retweet and follow us so we reach 150,000 followers?

[david @dave56dj]

@Gridiron_Media_ Jones doesn’t have a line - jones doesn’t have wrs - jones doesn’t have a run game - jones doesn’t have coaching -6 years - almost everything has changed but qb and we are still at 15 ppg with a guy who has thee worst deep ball percentage in the league - but still not his fault.

[david @dave56dj]

BREAKING NEWS - Overstock has announced their endorsement via their palace imports 6 drawer dresser #overstock #Trump #Kamala4President2024

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

We practiced with caskets that were stored outside our barracks building. To simulate the weight of honored remains, we’d toss several full sandbags into the belly of the casket and then, for hours, we’d go through our exact movements.

Over and over and over.

(thread)

[david @dave56dj]

@NYRLouie slurring - and weirdly Lisping - ranting and can’t stay on topic- so yeah for Trump
He’s cooking.

[david @dave56dj]

@Gridiron_Media_ Eluemunor - slid Neal inside and see if he has value as g

[david @dave56dj]

@cbouzy Thinking Trump will drop out is where you lose me / this con job will go as far as he can take it/ he’ll go out scratching and clawing - if he loses - he’ll say the loss wasn’t real- Dems cheated - vote stolen- before ever pulling out / especially with jail on horizon

[david @dave56dj]

@admcrlsn Can I just tell
You i don’t know how they work? the other way seems like homework

[david @dave56dj]

@Acyn “And my kids are fending for themselves” Hahhahaha she’s so hilarious

[david @dave56dj]

@yashar Ohh let’s pile on rfk - you sanctimonious prics- like any one of you hasn’t killed a bear and then framed it on a bicyclist. Now you’re just telling on yourselves. Just Last week I picked up a bear and and threw it off a highway ramp - that’s what people do - hypocrites !

[david @dave56dj]

@PLeonardNYDN Aaron Robinson has been on pup his entire career - he’s sharpied in as PUP

[david @dave56dj]

@GCapital_LLC This is it - he will finally prove what he couldn’t nearly 68 times in court - it’s obvious - finally this man of god who also hates god will
Prove he’s god - thank you libs for providing this opportunity- all his lies will now be truths and his truths will be also truths.

[david @dave56dj]

How did the Mets do at the deadline - the grades are in #MetsTwitter
https://t.co/eZVTAbOr6l

[david @dave56dj]

@AdamZHerman I don’t disagree just want to hear you expound and ask what more did you expect from them? Anything they can do in draft to change your mind ?

[david @dave56dj]

@AdamZHerman Gallant said almost she exact
Same thing