Jess Gregorius

A comically witty lass who loves heroines and heroes that kick ass.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

'Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.' Abraham Lincoln

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

[TRADE] #Canes Acquire Scott Darling from Chicago → Details: https://t.co/jBquTrmxew #Redvolution

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

POTUS req to pay for own accoms. while on vacay. But taxpayers will pay for SS and other staff's accoms while staying in POTUS owned prop.

[ashton kutcher @aplusk]

Are we tumbling toward a world where sharing your opinion and advocating your beliefs is an invitation for slander?

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

@jasonlatour is this a subtle teaser about your next comic? Taco 140?

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

@maebirdwing they went Three Doors Down while everyone else is on the up and up. Should've taken their Nickel Back.

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

When you finally start being okay and then life takes a big crap all over everything.

[This Is Us @NBCThisisUs]

"Right now it's dark, I know. But the Earth is turning and the sun will light up this spot whether you're standing here or not." #ThisIsUs

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

Hoping Bad Santa stops watching Gilmore Girls long enough to utilize his Parenthood and give me a book. @thelaurengraham

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

Some days you're the shoe and some days you're the shit.

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

@thelaurengraham I'll get your new book someday. Someday, Maybe. (See what I did there?)

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

Life IS like a box of chocolates: sometimes the best ones have already been eaten.

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

@thelaurengraham I'd take your place at dinner every Friday night for the rest of my life - pending Emily's approval - for a signed book!

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.

[Naughty Dog @Naughty_Dog]

If you missed it or just want to see it again, here's the reveal trailer for The Last of Us Part II

[Gilmore Girls @GilmoreGirls]

Once a Gilmore, always a Gilmore.

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

@GilmoreGirls is EVERYTHING. @thelaurengraham and @alexisbledel are STILL #momanddaughtergoals. Thank you @netflix - THANK YOU.

[Jess Gregorius @ComicalWit]

Who needs coffee when you have the Gilmore Girls: A Year In The Life trailer? Like @thelaurengraham, I do-but it makes it taste better!!

[Candace Cameron Bure @candacecbure]

I agree with Hilary on that one. Donald, if u are defeated, accept it immediately & graciously. Don’t we teach our kids not 2B sore losers?

[Paul Walker @RealPaulWalker]

Happy Birthday, Paul! Celebrating w/a look @PaulWalkerFdn's mission to #DoGood. Stay tuned for a campaign! - #TeamPW