El Chingon

Speaking is lying; Lying is truth; Living is dying; Dying is youth.

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

Make no mistake, folks, Words are Wind.
Make no mistake, folks, Words are Weapons.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Absolutely amazes me how AMERICAN citizens want the President of the United States to fail. You morons live here too!

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

I hope that this #netnuetrality BS destroys all social media. Social media is the bane of existence!

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

I love guacamole, sushi and chocolate. 😍😇

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

Let's be real, @Disney bought @21CF for the fanfare before @starwars! #MayTheForceBeWithYou

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

A thought in terms of comedy’s role in helping the divisive nature with regard to the political and social climate these days...

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

If all your friends are assholes, you are probably an asshole.
If yo you have no friends, you are probably an intelligent asshole.

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

I love guacamole, sushi and chocolate. 😍😇

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

@JebSanford I can't believe Texas elected this moron.

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

@lsarsour Then GTFO the country, you hate-filled bitch!

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

I’m pretty sure that’s not how it would end... https://t.co/tbWEccHlY7

[Alana Mastrangelo @ARmastrangelo]

#ThrowbackThursday to when Al Franken tried to outsmart Gorsuch, but couldn't figure out how.

Goodbye, Franken! #MAGA

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

Dealer: You have a King and a 10. I have an Ace showing. Would you like to buy insurance?
Progressive Liberal Democrat: No. I will double down.

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

Fact checked and found true:
Leaving someone on read is more important than friendship!
#TuesdayThoughts

[John Cardillo @johncardillo]

- There was collusion

- There was obstruction of justice

- There were lies

- There was corruption

- There was a threat to our Republic

- There were threats to our electoral process

And it was all committed by @Comey, McCabe, Strzok, @AGLynch, and @HillaryClinton

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

Hey kids! Here is a perfect example of hyperbole! #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder https://t.co/IirRmnkImg

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

America is dead. All my heroes are gone. Everything is darkness. This tax reform is the end of life as we know it.
Literally shaking.
🦄

[El Chingon @Comical_Spice]

I am going to become a Democrat AND an illegal alien. That way I can get away with EVERYTHING! #CrimeTime #LiberalismIsAMentalDisorder #KateSteinle

[Chuck Woolery Tribute @chuckwoolery]

Note to the #WashingtonPost. Yes it's true if you don't pay taxes, you won't get a tax cut. Genius! So 38% won't get a tax cut because, well they don't pay taxes. Need I go further?