Commodity Oddities

Posting the puns in commodities news.

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"Here’s Something That You Will Think Stinks: High Garlic Prices" https://t.co/Tfnb0Db3Nw

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Electric vehicles: battery overload https://t.co/OMsgyDYLzq

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"How to profit as tobacco stocks go up in smoke" https://t.co/Q8vaaYdxF3

That pun is bad for your health.

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"No pigging out on pork delicacies for China this Lunar New Year" https://t.co/Mks368buPG

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"Sky-high chicken prices on French island ruffle feathers" https://t.co/MupPZMvOWO

Pricey chickens just won't fly.

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"Fake moos
Plant-based meat could create a radically different food chain" https://t.co/5nmEdHUNYP

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"China’s Answer to Starbucks Is Too Frothy" https://t.co/J78XF9i2eN

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"Fed cattle market enters the year on strong legs" https://t.co/9Q4hXMXWVV

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"Cocoa Futures Melting as Traders Fear Oversupply" https://t.co/7jDSpubWe7

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"U.S. Pork Producers Didn’t Bring Home the Bacon in 2019" https://t.co/nilMJwvKBP

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"Kenya’s slippery path to oil exports" https://t.co/OvX4uSVfWR #commodities #puns

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"Orange Juice Futures Drop on Tasteless Sales" https://t.co/3FSaovts9O #commodities #puns

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"Sweet surrender likely with sugar prices on the rise" https://t.co/2zyzMpXD5H

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"Falling Milk Prices Could Sour Dean Foods" https://t.co/YnPBGGeDSo

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"Morrisons to chop meat prices as it steps up price war" https://t.co/hG9ymAGhQy

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"Oil’s Slope of Hope Is Getting Less Slippery" https://t.co/4MMJa4X9Vj

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"'Quantitative cheesing': Weak dairy prices led to a mini government bailout" https://t.co/dn9ab5Gzrt

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"Singapore Diamond Exchange Hopes to Add Sparkle to Portfolios" https://t.co/INvSPa276o

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"No Kidding Around in Goat Show" https://t.co/eWGtKainM4