Commander Hog

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@drewsully1 @GrantPaulsen @funnydanny @EBJunkies @john_keim Shut up and dribble

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@CoachSparkman36 @FAmmiranteTFJ LT - Tunsil, top 5 in the league if not higher
LG - Chris Paul or Brandon Coleman, both are decent
C - Nick Alegretti, biggest weakness
RG - Sam Cosmi, Pro Bowler
RT - Josh Conerly, 1st round pick in 2025, played really well down the stretch, just turned 22 y/o

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Athan Kaliakmanis' advanced QB ratings per @PFF . Consistent improvement every year and was one of top QBs in the country in terms of deep yards, ADOT, and turnover worthy play rate last year... pushes the ball downfield, still relatively young at 22 y/o

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@HogfarmerChris Bro looks like he belongs in Madame Tussaud’s 😭

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@tietzaaa @Commanders If there’s on position you dont need elite athleticism for its center

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Commanders 2026 Draft Class RAS:

Sonny Styles: 9.99
Antonio Williams: 8.58
Joshua Josephs: 8.56

Average: 9.04

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@Commanders Clear BPA… elite measurables and had good tape. After 2025 we really only have Oweh under contract as an edge rusher

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@Commanders He was PFF’s 64th ranked player and top-10 edge behind Malachi Lawrence who went in the first round to the Cowboys

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@jayd5enthusiast @Commanders Will Harris and Nick Cross

Quan is 3rd-4th safety at best

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Hoping for Skyler Bell or Bryce Lance at 71

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I feel like Jacob Rodriguez is going to be a top-10 player from this draft class that's inexplicably going to be drafted at like 52 overall.

Dude is a heat-seeking missile.

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@BradleyMartyn @Israel This retarded gorilla can’t even spell half the words correctly 😭

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@AnaEscobarShow Did jews make you get horrific plastic surgery, fake tits, and a BBL too?

Or was that Jesus?

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This is my ideal 2026 Commanders mock draft even though there's no way in hell we trade from #7 back to #19

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@JoeTipton @TransferPortal @On3 I’ve heard Florida schools are clamoring for this young man’s talents on and off the court

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@JoeTipton @TransferPortal @On3 Anywhere this young stud goes he’s gonna make a BAG! 💼 💰

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@TomPelissero Love this for CRod. Never understood why he didn’t get more snaps in Washington. Criminally underused. Can be a very capable power back who makes good reads and always gets YAC

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New Commanders' defensive end Odafe Oweh ran a ***4.37*** 40 and was the 12th-most athletic DE prospect in Combine HISTORY when he was drafted in 2021, per @MathBomb

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@john_keim @TomPelissero Seems like a bum but remember he played in the same division as the Vikings with Daronte Jones. I’m sure he’s watched a lot of tape on him and knows he fits his new scheme.

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@john_keim I never wanted Phillips — seems like he’s overrated for amount of actual production. Glad he got overpaid somewhere else