Commander

Commander of Martian forces, expander of universes, a primitive ape far from home. Thoughts on memecoins, Mars, and more. @DogelonMars DAO contributor

[Commander @Commander__APE]

Rest in peace to this man who predicted the future

When I step my feet on Mars one day, I'll grab a megaphone, and sell that ice cold water to the passerby

[Ice Cold Water Guy @IceColdWaterr]

I GOT THAT ICE COLD WATER (ON MARS)

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@MrX2420 @elonmusk FACT

[Marco⚡️🇦🇹 @KaiserOfMars]

@ScottiePippen ethereum:0x761d38e5ddf6ccf6cf7c55759d5210750b5d60f3

[Dogelon Mars @DogelonMars]

Recent Dogelon VibeCon entries from the Martian community✨🚀🔴

In order of submission:

[Alexander Alonzo @thealonzogroup]

2 Words: @DogelonMars #Elon #DogelonMars

https://t.co/kd56N6AoCs

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@Cointelegraph @zakfolkman
https://t.co/t89OalxUMj

[Commander @Commander__APE]

400 million potential rug victims

BTW Justin, your exchange Poloniex delisted base:0x5e64c9049455b3bb6e9fbdc33565fa313bae9b53 and ethereum:0x761d38e5ddf6ccf6cf7c55759d5210750b5d60f3 tokens, zeroing out users' balances

These communities of real people who trusted you got their accounts literally set to 0 by you and your exchange staff

[Commander @Commander__APE]

400 million potential rug victims

BTW Justin, your exchange Poloniex delisted base:0x5e64c9049455b3bb6e9fbdc33565fa313bae9b53 and ethereum:0x761d38e5ddf6ccf6cf7c55759d5210750b5d60f3 tokens, zeroing out users' balances

These communities of real people who trusted you got their accounts literally set to 0 by you and your exchange staff

[H.E. Justin Sun 👨‍🚀 🌞 @justinsuntron]

我们四亿用户啦 👏👏👏

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@justinsuntron @worldlibertyfi Brother your exchange delisted ethereum:0x761d38e5ddf6ccf6cf7c55759d5210750b5d60f3 and you didn't let users withdraw

You literally rugged 10,000 holders their balances got set to zero

You have no right - zero - to complain about any of this.

It's karma.

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@MetaMaskSupport @ViktorBunin @MetaMask Yo guys. I had the same issue like 2 months ago. This has been ongoing for a while.

https://t.co/rcsQZnvPwR

[Commander @Commander__APE]

Business idea: a wallet that doesn't give you a heart attack because it displays $0.00 on all accounts when it can't connect to Ethereum for some godforsaken reason

Just fucking display empty string or a loading indicator

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@ViktorBunin @MetaMask Yeah. Just display empty string, --, or a loading indicator.

https://t.co/rcsQZnvPwR

[Commander @Commander__APE]

Business idea: a wallet that doesn't give you a heart attack because it displays $0.00 on all accounts when it can't connect to Ethereum for some godforsaken reason

Just fucking display empty string or a loading indicator

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@KaiserOfMars @justinsuntron @worldlibertyfi @DogelonMars @Poloniex It's karma >:(

[Marco⚡️🇦🇹 @KaiserOfMars]

Reimburse the @DogelonMars community, @justinsuntron!

You still owe us 25.5 trillion ethereum:0x761d38e5ddf6ccf6cf7c55759d5210750b5d60f3 stolen in the 2023 @Poloniex hack and dumped into our liquidity pool, resulting in over 2,000 ETH in losses.

It’s time to make the community whole.

[ChangeNOW @ChangeNOW]

ethereum:0x761d38e5ddf6ccf6cf7c55759d5210750b5d60f3 has its own Mars mission, governance and Rufus L2. Now the route is shorter.

Join the mission with @dogelonmars

Swap ethereum:0x761d38e5ddf6ccf6cf7c55759d5210750b5d60f3 through ChangeNOW with no account setup, no custody and access across 1,500+ assets: https://t.co/3gxERTopBE

[Dogelon Mars @DogelonMars]

Everything you need to know about Dogelon Mars VibeCon below:

GOAL: vibe code and ship a playable browser game that features Dogelon Mars

Requirements:

- Your final game must be fully playable in a modern web browser with no download, installs, etc
- Every game must include Dogelon Mars
- Focus on shipping something complete. Keep it small and finishable.

More information and resources soon. Excited to see what you build, Martians.

🚀🔴✨

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@TalksDoggy1 @jackduval @DaniWorldwide I understand. I appreciate you saying this.

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@humanbotcrypto Early fortunes were made by mining gold early.

But those returns diminish eventually.

More consistent fortunes were made selling late miners shovels.

[Dogelon Mars @DogelonMars]

@okx Mars but make it 2420

[Noah @0NoaSj]

Working on a small game in the interactive sci fi adventure and resource management genre

Ive been building it in Twine and focusing on choices exploration and survival

Will be submitting it to the #VibeCon2026 campaign soon

@DogelonMars @Commander__APE

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@keeshux @sanket1729 Everything I've ever shipped to production I've either written myself or reviewed line-by-line, and I've also had serious auditors review it too. Any time I didn't do both has led to disaster. You can hire outside devs if you have at least 1 person on your team who cares.

[Commander @Commander__APE]

@icobeast @lifofifo The way you wrote it makes it sound like an AI found an issue with a strong seed generator.

In reality the devices were shipped with software that loaded the wrong library for seed generation, one that was meant for testing.

The AI found that they made that mistake.