Adam Parton

@CommissarAdam2

I've, thought things you people would never believe...

Joined September 2015

55 Following

14 Followers

15 Posts

almost 11 years ago

Babies are full of design flaws http://t.co/mZZtHd1Hbm

almost 11 years ago

Combining cat and squirrel DNA, you will be a god amongst m... Wait do you put squirrel in or is the tail just puffed up? Dammit!

almost 11 years ago

@richkirky ... That generations yet unborn will cry out in anguish.

almost 11 years ago

@richkirky of I'd been there I would have teleported through the phone and brought such terrible vengeance upon them...

almost 11 years ago

@SoVeryBritish I just drink it cold, it's nice like that.

almost 11 years ago

I can do that... https://t.co/MMJfVd413h

almost 11 years ago

@richkirky luckily I didn't have to be involved, less carnage the better.

almost 11 years ago

When to look furious: 1. When the doorbell rings 2. While brushing crumbs off your top 3. When staring at the ground you just tripped on