AJ 🍬

No gods no masters any pronouns

[tate @50FirstTates]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- the one time you misspelled that word in the chat
- how badly you misspelled that word
- god you are so stupid they will literally never let you live that down

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

Love that this moment gets brought up 660 issues later and he gets owned by high schoolers about it

[Mild Low Memorial Dumping Grounds Office Fridge @MildLowStruggle]

E = mc² + piss. This equation combines Einstein's famous equation E = mc², which relates energy (E) to mass(m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of piss (piss).

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

@el_swifts I’m simply going into the off-season with a “At least I no longer have to think about how bad my team was this season” mentality.

Might be applicable for Royals fans too

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Nihilists are just lazy I think. Nothing really matters? A smile matters, the whispers of the trees matter. Laughter matters. Get real

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

@Supadoo Nope we’re safe

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

@Supadoo Most likely you’re welcome, but also if this is what jinxes it for a 7-goal comeback with less than a minute left that’s also funny

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

Thinking about all the people in my life who I will never be able to fully explain to why this is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me

[Mild Low Memorial Dumping Grounds Office Fridge @MildLowStruggle]

@ World's Forgotten Boy AJ (Any) get gecko'd lol 🦎

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

@blaseround The Breath Mints.

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

@ILBLibraryCards @MildLowStruggle “Condemned”

Our posts are a blessing and you’re welcome

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

@Supadoo RIP. I’ll pray for you/hope my Knights can avenge you

[Mild Low Memorial Dumping Grounds Office Fridge @MildLowStruggle]

the problem is, as always, capitalism

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

@ErrantlyErin …This is my own fault for engaging

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

@ErrantlyErin THE FROGHEMOTH. BY KILLING YOU.

[AJ 🍬 @CommissionerAJ]

@glaagafragadu Vacaville being on this kind of list even once is sad, my condolences