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@RogerCraigSmith has went into 50 voices and counting so far 😂 #GalaxyConRaleigh

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

this still haunts me

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[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

I forgot how much I HATE restringing an instrument. I would rather be stabbed.

[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

Canon? I don’t know her.

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Y’all have the energy?? The social ability??? To talk to people?!! ON THE PHONE??? That’s just unrealistic. #Dontyoudarecallme

[Kaleem Beats @ayokaleem]

Nobody:

NC State Troopers:

[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

I don’t have a death wish; I just have a low threshold for boredom. 🙃

[Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @RepPressley]

Cancel rent.
Cancel mortgage.
Cancel student debt.

[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

Always have a billowing shirt on hand for days you want to stare wistfully out your surban home and wonder what your pirate life could have been like. Or for whenever you wanna go feral in a fae forest. Whichever.

[The Amazing Devil @amazingdevilmus]

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[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

I purchased a torch. I’ma make lemon meringue pie or burn down my house, haven’t decided yet!

[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

I really just want to live in a studio ghibli movie for the rest of my life, thanks.

[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

My two braincells aren’t communicating with each other today BUT they are working hard.

[Madeleine Hyland @MadeleineHyland]

This is a terrific organisation, please give what you can and share far and wide ❤️

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Can we talk about how insane the premise of the movie 27 Dresses is? Who has 27 friends? Who knows 27 people? Who can afford going to 27 bachelorette parties? So many questions.

[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

@_AirYouBreathe_ My parents actually gave mine away when they thought I was “over it anyway” didn’t even bother asking 😭 I’m trying so hard to relearn everything now

[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

Finding my way back around the violin is like stumbling over words in a language I used to be fluent in 🙃😐

[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

Picking back up fencing so I can build up a cool sword wall, get Henry Cavill to notice me and to effectively stab people. There’s no down side.

[shut up tia @CommodoreYikes]

If your enemies to lovers trope is based on this, your work is WHACK.

[c @OBVIOUSWYLIE]

the homophobic bully who is secretly gay is the worst trope ever