Dr. Doak

Like a thunderbolt in your Cheerios! I am neither here nor there. I don’t exist as an actual person, more an abstract concept.

[Dr. Doak @CommunistAlien]

@foleyispod Mick that burp was intense! @HeyHeyItsConrad

[Dr. Doak @CommunistAlien]

I put a frozen Birdseye chicken and vegetable pie into my anus at 5:56AM and it is now piping hot and ready to eat 😊 #blessed

[Dr. Doak @CommunistAlien]

@netanyahu Benji-poo, my son tweeted this morning asking for a kiss and you ignored him. We are both in tears 😭

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Bombshell UFO report exposed by famed whistleblower reveals CIA's ties to alien technology https://t.co/bMS2YUaVjj

[Jon Stewart @JonStewartIL]

The most jaw dropping ng UfO video in modern history! Released by China today!!! This is incredible!

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

DK 🎵
DONKEY KONG! 🎵
Help Donkey Kong rescue his friends, reclaim the Golden Banana, and save his homeland in Donkey Kong 64, coming to the Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics app on Jun 4 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members!

[UAP Reporting Center @UAPReportingCnt]

🚨 FOX News just openly discussed alien species that have visited Earth.

• Greys
• Nordics
• Insectoids
• Reptilians

A few years ago this would’ve sounded impossible. Now it’s being discussed in front of millions.

Something is changing. Disclosure feels closer than ever.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Serbian Satsuma Complex cover... my favourite yet

[Make Aliens Great Again @MAGA_Aliens]

BREAKING: Sources close to President Trump reportedly say a speech has already been prepared to confirm the existence of extraterrestrial life.

If true, this would become the most historic announcement in human history.

MAKE ALIENS GREAT AGAIN

[Interstellar @InterstellarUAP]

🚨 **BREAKING** Congressman Tim Burchett just dropped a BOMBSHELL : Aliens are REAL and there’s been HUMAN CONTACT! 👽🛸😱

He revealed a classified briefing where a source looked him dead in the eye and said, “Tim, they’re real.”

Burchett confirmed “A form of life that is not earthly”… plus “both” life AND machinery.

He described underwater crafts “Big as a football field moving at over 200 miles an hour.”

It’s pretty wild… but he’s not backing down.

Do you believe him? 👽 Are we alone… or have they been here all along? What would you do if full disclosure dropped tomorrow?

Sound off below....what’s your take?

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

The next big thing will be brown carpeting and that’s a #FuckingPromise

[Dr. Doak @CommunistAlien]

@RealBobMortimer @antanddec I notice @antanddec are still ducking you 🐔

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Lasses... have a read of this RT @TheBHF: Women are needlessly dying from heart attacks in the UK due to a startling gender gap. Today, we reveal our new briefing, ‘Bias & Biology’ – find out more on our website. https://t.co/LEimqkpkMr

[Dr. Doak @CommunistAlien]

@RealBobMortimer would you agree that Twitter/X has gone to the shit since Trouteyes left? 😔

[Dr. Doak @CommunistAlien]

Really dislike those old public toilets that have a small rectangular window high above the door.
A peeping window if you will.
Makes me feel nervous and thoroughly affects the toileting experience.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Me recording audiobook for The Long Shoe... a terrifically fidgety performance lacking genuine clout. Available Tommorow

https://t.co/MWHL0SEiRH

[Dr. Doak @CommunistAlien]

@RealBobMortimer Got this playing on Audible as we speak. I’ve listened to all your books - make more! Like now, preferably by the end of the working day.

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

Goodmonson picked up his copy of Satsuma Complex at WH Smith Travel shop as it's on offer for cheap.. It's the first Gary Thorn story and it's a beauty

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Will be great to be back on the Moon and this time at scale!

[Dr. Doak @CommunistAlien]

In debt to Tom Nook in Animal Crossing.
He’s been pretty chill until recently - pulled a knife on me cos I didn’t give him 98,000 Bells 🔔