Dave ☭

Marxist-Leninist
31, White, He/Him

[Dave ☭ @Communist_Dave]

*Use of Joker memes is purely ironic

[chefaroni @chefaroni]

Look at this shit! I put out a small pile of almonds for the local murder and sat and watched them again. These motherfuckers lined up SINGLE FILE and took turns eating a couple almonds and leaving some for the next bird.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Not as much as I think about the fact American Dad did a musical number about it

[Dave ☭ @Communist_Dave]

@rohanpaul_ai It looks like dogshit, dude

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

the tight framing of this Homer closeup coupled with the line delivery is one of the most perfect things The Simpsons ever did imo, unparalleled

[phones with six ones @phones111111]

this actually is the cyberpunk i expected

[dale tanhardt @daletanhardt]

This can’t be right

[Tim J @tim_in_mpls]

Always helpful to revisit Engels' concept of "social murder": https://t.co/LuMU5giBeg

[Iron Joe - Ashley & Red for whatever can have ‘em @IronJoeBro]

>turn-based gameplay
>timing-based action commands on both offense and defense
>robust customization options despite a limited number of “attacks”
>you get better as you play

Behold, a Paper Mario-like

[Kiro @PhatMacroProot]

@nescartridges Behold

[Dave ☭ @Communist_Dave]

@DaftLimmy This made me laugh way too hard

[How-Sen @HowSenChong]

In the 00's, a car company made this commercial that accidentally exposed how much space is wasted by car-centric road design.

What’s crazy: The most unrealistic part of this video is how it shows *too many people* — because the average car on the road has just 1.5 people in it.

[Bob Mackey @bobservo]

it took 15 years but my dark wish came true at last

[Amy from Chronic Fatigue @TheExtremeKitty]

this might be my favourite simpsons joke/bit.
i may have been quite the fool. an april fool as it were.

[Sherzy @SherzyOne]

“If you had invested in Apple in 2007…”

Me in 07:

[e 🇵🇸 @gloomstalker]

easy

[Suburb Septembriseur @primarycatdad]

This is a demonstration of the basic laws of capitalism, with the curtain pulled back for all to see. The state itself is acting to enforce the existence of surplus value rather than distribution according to need. These commodities must be destroyed for that reason

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

hello I'm new to the stock market is it good when the intel ceo starts praying