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I shook hands until the last one finished me💀

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Sun has only 22 galactic orbits left.

Earth races around the Sun at ~67,000 mph (107,000 km/h), giving us our familiar 365.25-day year and changing seasons.

But the Sun is in motion too—hurtling through the Milky Way at ~514,000 mph (828,000 km/h) on a grand orbit around the galactic center. One complete lap, known as a cosmic year, takes roughly 225–230 million years.

When the Sun finished its most recent galactic orbit, the earliest dinosaurs were just beginning to roam Earth.

Since its birth ~4.6 billion years ago, our star has completed about 20 such orbits.

Stellar models predict the Sun will keep fusing hydrogen in its core for another ~5 billion years before it swells into a red giant and eventually fades into a white dwarf. At its current orbital speed, that leaves roughly 22 more laps around the Milky Way.

Each cosmic year sweeps the entire Solar System tens of thousands of light-years across the galaxy—through dense spiral arms rich with star-forming regions, past ancient globular clusters, and amid countless other stars.

Continents drift, mountains rise and erode, entire species evolve and vanish—all within a tiny fraction of one galactic circuit.

Human civilization, from the first cities to today’s digital age, has existed for less than 0.001% of a single cosmic year.

We are passengers on a star halfway through its ~10-billion-year galactic journey across a 100,000-light-year-wide disk—witnessing just the briefest sliver of one ongoing lap in an unimaginably vast cosmic dance.

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

The Moon is Slowly Slipping Away – And It’s Changing Everything
The Moon isn’t staying put. Every single year, it drifts about 3.8 centimeters farther from Earth. That tiny nudge might seem trivial, but scientists track it with laser precision: they fire pulses at special mirrors left on the lunar surface by Apollo astronauts and clock the light’s round trip with breathtaking accuracy.

The culprit? The ancient dance of https://t.co/nJargVncFF the Moon’s gravity tugs on our planet, it creates massive bulges in the oceans. But Earth spins faster than the Moon orbits, so those bulges race slightly ahead. Their extra gravitational pull gives the Moon a gentle forward kick — like a cosmic slingshot — while Earth gradually loses a bit of its rotational energy.The outcome is slow, silent, and relentless:Earth’s days are growing longer.
The Moon’s orbit is steadily widening.

Millions of years ago, our planet spun much faster, days were shorter (sometimes just 18–20 hours long), and the Moon hung dramatically closer in the sky — appearing larger and raising far more powerful tides. In the deep past, right after the giant impact that birthed it, the Moon was so near it would have dominated the https://t.co/RjKiLEGBx4 it orbits at an average of 384,400 kilometers. In a billion years, at the current rate, it will be roughly 38,000 kilometers farther out. Tides will weaken, days will stretch toward 25+ hours, and the Moon will look a little smaller in our night sky.

It’s not escaping dramatically like a runaway satellite. Instead, it’s quietly carrying away a tiny piece of Earth’s spin with every orbit, slowly reshaping the rhythm of our world over cosmic timescales.A subtle shift today. A transformed planet tomorrow. The Moon’s slow departure is one of the most profound, ongoing stories in our Solar System.

[Piga Firimbi @pigafirimbi]

Dennis Itumbi, Head of Presidential Special Projects in Kenya's State House, shared a photo on X claiming to show world leaders at the 2026 G7 Summit. It contains at least four verifiable red flags.

A fact-check🧵

[Eric @amerix]

A woman can leave.

Money can leave.

Friends can leave.

Status can leave.

But a man who knows himself can rebuild from the ruins.

Because the strongest man is not the man who never collapses.

The strongest man is the man who rises from the ruins with his soul intact.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Brother, your ex is somewhere telling a new guy how terrible you were, and he's sitting there, thinking he's hit the jackpot. Two jokers, same circus.

She's telling him you were "toxic."
TRANSLATION: You had standards.
She's telling him you were "insecure."
TRANSLATION: You caught her lying.

And he's eating it up. Nodding. Holding her. Calling you trash. Thinking he's "different." Thinking he "rescued" her.

He doesn't know he's just the next act. She's running the same script on him.

Give it 6 months. He'll be the next "terrible ex" in her next story. She'll be the "crazy ex" in his.

He thinks he's won the prize. He just bought a ticket to the same show.

[The Oligarch @NytoP2PMwangi]

Drama in the marriage court! Woman allegedly cheats with a boda boda guy,

husband files for divorce immediately.

Now she’s on her knees begging the judge for two months to reconcile because she still love him and he’s her sole provider.

But mzee is not having any of it, he’s done done and wants the divorce like yesterday!

[Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims]

God help Kenya.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

KRA wants a share of dowry money.

There is a guy called Kamau.

When it was time to buy his wife, he mobilized his most monied buddies.

He put them in a WhatsApp group. The fundraising began.

Those boys were loaded. They were only 35.
By by the time they were done, they had contributed 4.5 million shillings.

Others who were not in the group wired money directly to Kamau's bank account.

The ruracio D-Day arrived.

And as always, the one and only Kikuyu ruracio anthem was tuned.

🎶 Wero... Werokamu guku kwa wa Kanini... Werokamu... 🎶

Before they could finish the song, more than 2,000 people had pulled up.

Wakaanza kutoa funjo. Then one man stood on a stool and announced they could not sit until they had given Kamau top up money to add to the dowry.

The donation book was hurriedly brought. People lined up. Cash started flowing.

By the end of the day, another 2.8 million shillings had been raised.

Kamau took the money and banked it.

Total dowry contribution sitting at his bank account: 8m shillings.

The ceremony became the talk of Gatundu South.

Kamau paid his dowry. Collected his wife. And went home peacefully.

• Lesson 1. Monied friends are good for paying dowry.

I have no clue how. But sometime later, Kamau was marked for a KRA tax audit.

KRA went straight for his bank statements. They found deposits of 8 million shillings.

Immediately, they baptized the entire amount as undeclared taxable income.

Then demanded: 30% income tax. Penalties plus interest.

Total bill: 2.5 million shillings plus.

When Kamau saw the tax bill, he went mad.
He could try to talk but words would not come out. He nearly swallowed his tongue.

When he came back to real life. He shipped a protest letter to KRA.

He explained the money was dowry contribution from his family, friends and well wishers.

- He produced WhatsApp group fundraising screenshots.
- He produced RTGS confirmations.
- He produced the donation book.
- He even produced videos of the ceremony.

Including footage of the Werokamu song.

KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 2.5 million.

When Kamau realized KRA was not playing, he ran to court.

He told the Tribunal:

- My lord, look. I have shown KRA where the money came from.
- I have shown KRA who contributed it.
- I have shown KRA the ceremony.
- What more do they want from me?

KRA responded.
And what they said nearly made the judges fall off their chairs.

They argued the evidence was not convincing.

Why?

• Because the 2,000 plus donors had not sworn affidavits confirming that the money they gave was a donation and not payment for goods or services.

The Tribunal looked at the matter in amusement.

Then ruled.

- Kamau had discharged his burden of proof in full.
- KRA had acted unreasonably by ignoring and disregarding the substantial evidence he provided.
- And most importantly: Income tax is a tax on income. It is not a tax on every deposit appearing in a bank account.

The Tribunal found that KRA was wrong to treat all bank deposits as taxable income without first removing proven non income items such as dowry contributions.

The tax demand was killed.

Kamau won.

KRA retreated to Times Tower. And rested.

Case closed.

• Lesson 2.

- Document everything.

- KRA will push. Push hard.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Whenever your woman comes back from work and she goes straight to the bathroom to shower before coming to greet you, just know that she went to meet with another man.

The reason why they always rush to the bathroom to shower is so that you wouldn't notice that balloon smell. Yes!

What you will hear is; "Babe I'm very tired. Please give me 10 minutes let me quickly shower, I will join you shortly."
Bro, she has played you.

Once your woman comes back home, normalize hugging her. Get closer to her. And if she pushes you away or tries to avoid you, she's a suspect.
That balloon smell is always there.
That boiled egg smell is always there. But you don't just pay attention.

Gentlemen, let me quickly summarise this update with this Kangundo proverb that says, "A woman who starts bathing by washing her bum-bum knows exactly where she sat last."

[La Jowi @CrulerG1]

@georgediano

[The married man @marriedmn]

One day you will meet a single mother:

- She will seem wounded and tortured
- She will tell you how evil her husband was
- She will pretend to be an angel
- She will promise you heaven
- She will pretend to care about you

Its very important that you run away, she wants to be saved.

[BIG BAD OGRE @BIGBADOGRE_]

It's not about Ebola quarantine facility in Kenya, it's about taking the minerals discovered in Mrima hill in kwale county, worth trillions of dollars
This ebola quarantine facility is just a distraction as USA is positioning itself to take,store and transport the minerals.

[ShawtyforPodcast @theCateRira]

In psychoanalysis, a Freudian slip, also called parapraxis, is an error in speech, memory, or physical action that occurs due to the interference of an unconscious subdued wish or internal train of thought.

[Sifuna Updates @Goldfield6]

Pastor Nganga's wife annoyed with her husband statement in public

"Tell them I removed you from slums of mukuru kwa Njenga before I married you," pastor Nganga tells his wife

[The married man @marriedmn]

Marriage isn't 50/50. It’s 100/100. Some days one person only has 20 to give, and the other has to step up with 80. It’s about covering each other's gaps.

[The married man @marriedmn]

Things to Teach Your Son

1. Chess
2. How to sell
3.When to tip
4.Story telling
5.Change a tire
6.Firearm safety
7.Throw a punch
8. Love for nature
9.Public speaking
10. How to treat other people
11. How to treat a girlfriend
12How to treat his parents.

[Mt Kenya News @MtKenyaNewss]

Oooh during uhuru time these n these happened but you never protested.

When Kenya had a president!

[Tsar Daniel @tsarDaniel777]

@sholard_mancity @KenMwohe The difference between true leaders and mere politicians is as clear as day & night.. Kenyans should pray for wisdom when voting for people to positions of authority