@ItsMatchie@LawrenceElliots From a frontier medicine perspective, it woke up a ton of dopamine receptors that had been dormant. The occasional pack of cigarettes once a year does it for me too or for others getting hammered once a month.
The U.S. military broadcasted an emergency action message consisting of only 17 characters.
This is one of the shortest EAMs ever recorded, and all known instances of this length have occurred this year, following the outbreak of the war in Iran.
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1 bedroom
Hello! Regarding your inquiry, the property was built in 2024. It's located at Rivadavia *******, Lot *****, Plaza ***** area. It's bright and well-ventilated. It has kitchen cabinets and a built-in wardrobe in the bedroom with security bars. It's on the ground floor. It does NOT have air conditioning. Measurements: Bedroom approximately 4x3m.
Utilities: Electricity/Water. No gas. Tenant pays: electricity, water, municipal tax, and building expenses. Approximate building expenses: $40,000.
The rent of $430,000 is adjusted every 6 months according to the higher of the CPI/ICL. Two guarantors are required (at least one must be a public employee) with salaries exceeding $800,000. Self-employed individuals, registered taxpayers, and retirees/pensioners are NOT accepted as guarantors. The security deposit can be paid in 2 installments.
NOTE! A $200,000 commission is charged for contract preparation by a lawyer. Please refrain from contacting: individuals with a BCRA credit rating higher than 1 and recently separated men.
We will give priority to women.
*Want to see the apartment?* You will need to send us your pay stubs, as we are private owners and cannot waste time showing the property to someone who doesn't meet the requirements. If you want to see the apartment before sending pay stubs, we will refer you to a real estate agent who charges a commission of one month's rent instead of $200,000. The choice is yours.
Regards!
This is what's required to rent an apartment in Argentina. Doesn't matter where you're from.
1dormitorio
Hola! Sobre tu consulta, te comento… El inmueble fue construido en 2024. Está en Rivadavia *******, Lote ***** Zona plaza *****. Es luminoso y con buena ventilación. Tiene muebles de cocina, placard en habitacion con rejas. Está en Planta Baja.
NO tiene Aire Acondicionado. Medidas: Dormitorio 4×3m aprox. Servicios: Energía / Agua. NO tiene Gas. Inquilino paga: energía, agua, tasa municipal,
Expensas. Monto aproximado Expensas comunes $40.000. El CANON de $430.000 se actualiza cada 6 meses según IPC/ICL (el mayor).
Se requieren 2 garantes (al menos 1 debe ser empleado público) con sueldos superiores a $800.000. NO se acepta como garantía a monotributistas ni responsables inscriptos ni Jubilados/ Pensionados.
El DEPÓSITO: se puede pagar en 2 cuotas. ¡OJO! abona COMISION por confección contrato abogado $200.000.
ABSTENERSE: personas con calificación BCRA mayor a 1 y Hombres recién separados.
Daremos PRIORIDAD a Mujeres. *¿Quieres VER el departamento?* Tendrás que enviarnos tus Recibos ya que somos DUEÑOS particulares y no podemos perder tiempo en mostrar el inmueble a quien no cumple .
Si quieres ver el Depto antes de enviar recibos te vamos a derivar a un agente inmobiliario que cobra comisión de 1 canon en vez de $200.000. Vos eliges.
Saludos!
@rjand541@sovereignbrah AI is in the "can it run Crisis" stage. Monopolizing RAM chips slows down normies realizing it like power users do now. But anyone with high end gaming PCs built within the last 3 years can get great results from Qwen. Mac Mini/Studios even more.
Do not be afraid to sow without immediately seeing the fruits. The sowing belongs to you; the growth belongs to God. No gesture carried out in the name of Christ is useless.