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I’m a cynical and misunderstood individual who is trying to make sense of life and it’s challenges. I’m just asking WHY!?, HOW!?

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Toilet seat heights and screaming babies. Things that keep you up at night

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Couldn’t log back into twitter ... many missed complaints #complain #toomanypasswords

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Counterintuivity really shits me, but it shouldn't. I can't work it out!

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Things I’m proper livid about this week. Yellow label tea - it’s disgusting. Paper straws - paper flavoured coke is abhorrent. Cold weather - it just ruins everything #disgusting #Moan #whinge #tea #straws #weather #complain #disgusted #shocking #angry #anger #cold #crap

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Broadsheet newspapers should be banned from flights #airlines #theaustralian #complain

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Who the hell designs hotel showers? Total rubbish. It’s not clear which way is hot, it’s impossible to get the right temp, they are only fit for people under 5ft 8inches. Terrible #design #showers #hotelshowers #crap #designfail #rubbish

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Giving up my Saturday to vote ... and no sausage sizzle at the polling booth #complain #DemocracySausage #australiavotes #ElectionDay

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#GameofThrones doing their bit to reduce global energy usage #BattleOfWinterfell #climatechange #earthhour

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Easter long weekend is a good time to throw on @nineinchnails back catalogue #HappyEaster #Crucifixion #Religion

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Madonna is back with a brand new single. Should be called 'Like fingernails down a blackboard' #Madonna #Singing #complain

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French firefighters have described the Notre Dame fire as “very hot” #Paris #ParisFire #complain

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Notre Dame was pretty old #NotreDame #paris #complain #misery #fire

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Why on earth would I want my car to drive for me? Technology is being used to extract the last remnants of fun from our lives. The future will just be dull #driving #automation #Driverless #dull #future #robots #tesla #Autonomous #car #cars

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@winx_horse wasn’t that good running in a clockwise direction #HorseRacing #complain #Winx

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@claredallat No. You are a better person for not knowing #StarWarsCelebaration #StarTrekDiscovery #complain

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Star Wars, don't see what all the fuss is about. No different to Star Trek really #StarWars #StarWarsCelebration

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No multigrain bread at @Bunnings, was forced to eat 6 slices of white bread with my 6 sausages, onions, tomato sauce and mustard #bunnings #HealthyLife #complain #solidstool

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Federal election on May 18. I mow my lawn on Saturdays 😡😡 @ScottMorrisonMP @billshortenmp #complain #election #mow #lawncare

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Federal election on May 18. I mow my lawn on Saturdays 😡😡 @ScottMorrisonMP @billshortenmp #complain #election #mow #lawncare

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Kooper trooper on the magikruiser gets knocked around too easy @NintendoAmerica @NintendoUK #weak #complain #MarioKart #wii