“Griddlecakes” Murphy

The Ride Never Ends!💀🎩 | Weary Practitioner | Knower | Gnomepilled Dreamwalker | Truesight Cursed | Friend to Animals | Esoteric Shitposter | Full-time Idiot

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@Master2udarnit @uncledoomer

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@Master2udarnit @uncledoomer Fuck off, puritan 🤙🤪

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Alright, experiment concluded: You can’t survive off of whiskey sours and adderall for a week, no matter how sorry you feel for yourself. At least not in your 30s.

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I wish there were a conceptual mute on Twitter. Right now I’d mute the concept of pineapples so I wouldn’t have to see any more posts of Shape Store: Food Edition.

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@BreakingSpells @metnaor88 Anyone who digs enough could deduce where I am to a pretty specific area, my own fault for commenting on fairly local stuff on here. Finding where I am is one thing, who I am is hopefully more difficult. I do crop my photos to exclude streets/geographic markers as much as I can.

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@NatureUnedited “Sup guys?”

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@BreakingSpells I jokingly called a catholic friend an idol worshiper and he got very defensive about it. The way I see it all the statues and reliquary stuff sure seems like idol worship though. What’s the catholic justification for that not counting, if any?

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@Mangemongen @Howlingmutant0 It’s popped into my head occasionally over the years, but it’s not the kind of thing you can just type into google

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@Punished_Ur Physically winced at the last picture

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Are all British people this venomous and ignorant when it comes to what they know about Americans, or does the environment of Twitter just select for the worst people having the loudest voices? Lighten up you guys.

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@RealGitmoTrump Don’t be mean, they don’t have the electricity to power a drill like that.

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@Polymarket Wake me up when it’s a screw-eating fleshworm

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The rule of firewood when camping is: “Go collect how much you think you need tonight. Now go collect four times that.”
Even knowing that I probably still don’t have enough lol.

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@timelinetripper @chenposter Weren’t some import “sporting” bans lifted recently? Dont lose hope brother, hopefully some day soon we’ll be Scrooge McDucking in vast piles of Golden Tiger like the old days.

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@timelinetripper @chenposter Don’t get me wrong I appreciate the hell out of palmetto and how they arm the common man for a cheap but they cant keep seemingly simple things in stock. I had a hell of a time getting my hands on their AK-V mags a few months ago. Those are presumably just squirted out of a mold.

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@Bubsy3DChess @thrulls Would you make me a sandwich?

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Going out for spring turkey closing weekend tomorrow. All my hunting buddies either flaked on me or left me on read, dudes I’ve been hunting with for over 10 years. I’m in my mid 30s and feel like this shouldn’t bother me as much as it is.
Hope I get a bird, just to show them.