“Griddlecakes” Murphy

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Through watching various reality tv shows with the wife I’ve noticed that every New Yorker male under the age of 50 affects a gay accent and I can’t figure out why they do that.
Does concrete radiate gay-waves? Is it in the water? Pull yourselves together.

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@skibidi_adolf Being like this isn’t the reason everyone hates me, but I’m sure it doesn’t help

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I’m amused/mystified by the unhelpful and irrelevant reviews I see on gun buying websites.

“Great gun. Haven’t shot it yet.”

“I need to buy a scope for this.”

“Does anyone know where I can buy magazines for this?”

It’s not a forum you dopes, and people can’t reply to you.

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@GarlotsBack

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@Carp1165697

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For the last couple weeks I’ve been waking up at 3:30am every night and just laying there trying to go back to sleep until my alarm goes off at 5. What exactly does my body think it needs to be doing at 3:30am? Go to sleep dude.

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@softminus Stop. Digging.

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@willystaley All this shit tastes like they cooked down pine needles in soy sauce. Choking down a tallboy of le epic whacky millennial 10% ABV cringebeer is not worth the buzz it gives you. Just give me a pilsner any day.

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@MattInformed I thought I had automatic updates turned on, turns out I’m still running iOS 18.7.8 💀

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@NormanHates76 HEMA sounds like a lot of fun, but from everything I’ve heard online it seems to be infested with extremely irritating people. I did kendo and it was true for that. As much as I’d like to hit a redditor with a sword, I’m not sure if I could put up with being around them to do it.

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@DocStrangelove2 Boomers love ellipsis for some reason, I’ll never understand why they write like that

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@Bad_Banner OnlyOozeMeBlood

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@Brammflakes I beg you. Every match my team is full of people I can’t communicate with.

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@Carp1165697 A combo of a GLP-2 and an adderall prescription.
People moralize the use of the willpower drug but, if willpower is the issue then in needs to be addressed. A big part of the weight loss was that the combo makes me not want to just sit around drink. Overall more healthy I think.

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I’ve lost 63 pounds in the last 10 months and something that no one warned me about is that I am now freaking freezing cold all the time.
I don’t miss the blubber but I didn’t realize how comfortable it was making me.

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@timelinetripper It can just kind of happen out of the blue. I had a truck out of service for a month & when I went to go reactivate it last week, all three batteries had sulfated to the point they wouldnt charge. Didn’t have time to go cycling them back to life so I just replaced them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@timelinetripper You’re god damned right 😎🔫

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@McAnecha And it was immediately obvious to anyone with half a brain. But nothing was ever done, for the exact reasons you stated.
I drive I5 regularly for my job and when I do I can’t help but notice how vulnerable it could be to bad actors, be it fire or felling 100’ trees across it.

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@McAnecha I was there with Bootleg burning about 5 miles north of me and another smaller fire to the east, cutting a probably useless fire break around my property that held my two cabins. Seeing that miles high plume of smoke while I was working made me wonder if I’d die overnight ngl.