@ijoyce My daughter, @Eileens_Angel, announced they are non-binary and I sold my house in 48 hours on the market thanks to the wonderful @LyonGroup. In less exciting news, I still have cancer. #stupidcancer#buzzkill
@theblondeMD There's 14 hour between your ditch/pooping tweet and he came back. Did you wait around for 14 hours? (Seems excessive) Or did you have such a stellar time you're just now getting around to informing your fans?
Relationship status ... cancer edition
@jrpfit and I were sitting next to each other. I felt too tired to accomplish a task.
Me: Jody, I need you.
Jody: Awe. you need me?
Me: Yes, I need you.
Jody: Heh heh. Now you're my bitch. (insert evil laugh)