Bob Kimbrough

I ride. I code. I rock.

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@kimbikeskc https://t.co/s5TAgFj9fO

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

Wonder how long THIS feel will last. #nofilter

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@kasiaoxo We should all be so lucky.

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@m2irl @rock_chalk_sara Moist. lol. The only thing better would be wind turbines.

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@m2irl @BWAlbers As in flatulence? Deal!

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@BWAlbers @m2irl Bad influence? Badfluence? Malfluence? Mattfluence! Stay away from @m2irl, he’s a mattfluence in people.

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@Eileens_Angel @Laurie_Bug_

[Gay-ish 💭 @LythenW]

Ok straights, hear me out...

Consider giving up Chik-Fil-a for pride month...

Think of it as Lent for allies.

🌈🦖

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@ijoyce My daughter, @Eileens_Angel, announced they are non-binary and I sold my house in 48 hours on the market thanks to the wonderful @LyonGroup. In less exciting news, I still have cancer. #stupidcancer #buzzkill

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@m2irl Don't worry, he's never gonna give you up.

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

Napping cats are less affected by text message alerts than napping humans.

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

Napping cats are less affected by text message alerts than napping humans.

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

Typical morning. One on the covers. One in the covers.

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@m2irl Did you deposit one large bill or lots of singles?

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@theblondeMD There's 14 hour between your ditch/pooping tweet and he came back. Did you wait around for 14 hours? (Seems excessive) Or did you have such a stellar time you're just now getting around to informing your fans?

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

I know I shouldn't, but that Insulated Trunk Organizer is very tempting.

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@m2irl Totally

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

Relationship status ... cancer edition

@jrpfit and I were sitting next to each other. I felt too tired to accomplish a task.

Me: Jody, I need you.
Jody: Awe. you need me?
Me: Yes, I need you.
Jody: Heh heh. Now you're my bitch. (insert evil laugh)

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Not even a vacation will get in my way. #IBelieveThatWeWillWin #deserthillshotel @SportingKC

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@ijoyce I vote for C.

[Bob Kimbrough @ComputerBiker]

@ijoyce When I get back from my vacation, do you want me to nudge you if you start to snore?