con on thee cob

worlds second fastest hot dog shooter

[B💕 @bradney_]

I WANNA GET FUCKED UP WITH THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

I cry daily ♥️♥️

[Tess Harkin @Tess_Harkin]

If I was President this is what I would ask to be sworn in with

[con on thee cob @ConOnTheCob__]

@OlaAboutTown *because i was afraid something Bad was going to happen because I have been having internet problems. Am I okay?

[con on thee cob @ConOnTheCob__]

@OlaAboutTown I did not watch the inauguration because, I am just finding out that this is probably about that 😬

[con on thee cob @ConOnTheCob__]

@mina_miuccia I want names!

[con on thee cob @ConOnTheCob__]

lil colonoscopy

[leo @leonardcowalski]

Your rap name is “lil” + the last reason you were in the hospital

[marty @MartyOropeza]

For the record this was the US Capitol during the BLM Protestors

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[con on thee cob @ConOnTheCob__]

Dragged

[h 🍊 @hslotcowboy]

ok since it’s almost 2021, how did y’all look last december and how do you look now? quote this im curious i’ll hype you all up

[con on thee cob @ConOnTheCob__]

@kelpiann It truly me. Except I’ve never had sex

[JP @jpbrammer]

still can't believe She Wolf, a perfect song, came out while I was alive

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

"Nonwhite voters are seven times more likely than white voters to wait in line for more than an hour to vote."

SEVEN times.

[con on thee cob @ConOnTheCob__]

@v_impt Not Aquarius? 🤔🤔🤔

[andres @andresxdaiz]

they’re having a sleepover be quiet