Kel H

probably crying

[Kel H @kelpiann]

the Only good thing ab the hellscape of daylight savings is i can cry more in public without ppl noticing :)))

[Kel H @kelpiann]

“mother get joe biden on the phone pls we must end this”

[Kel H @kelpiann]

we have identified the one thing lily hates more than doodles … fleet week!!

[Kel H @kelpiann]

1) open budget app
2) see you are $400 over budget in the first week of the month
3) close app and repress!!!!

[Kel H @kelpiann]

@v_impt well they def committed a lot of war crimes!!

[Kel H @kelpiann]

spotted: esa ignoring her Mother’s 17th breakdown today

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

its always so crazy having therapy in the middle of the work day. im just like type type type unpack trauma relive worst memories weep typie typie typie

[Kel H @kelpiann]

same same!

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

IM NOT COOL AND IM NOT SMART
AND I CANT EVEN PARALLEL PARK

[dipa @dipalua_]

filling out performance reviews like

[horse powder @JuliusIrvington]

wisely avoided mistakes like supporting the Iraq War and disparaging Britney Spears by tactically being in middle school during the early 2000s

[Sally Ann Hall @mesallyann]

“I have a boyfriend” gf & “I’m single” bf

[Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke]

Your first visit to the doctor as an “adult”

[Kel H @kelpiann]

@v_impt remember being df and gf ?! ew!!

[Kel H @kelpiann]

sobbing until u vom is the sweet center slice of the depression and ibs/ibd venn diagram

[Internet Person™⭐️ @TimHerrera]

does one single person know what salesforce is or does

[prance @bocxtop]

is he really funny or just white and louder than everyone else in the room

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

what’s the german word for getting dumped 30 minutes into a 2 hour covid testing line & you’re in the car together??