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Tweets that definitely won’t set the world alight

[Conor @ConSkinn]

The last time Mayo won the All Ireland, Manchester United won the English First Division league in the season following it. Start planning the celebrations!

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@eircare Hi. I’m trying to reset password on online app but code sent by text won’t work. Can’t get through to speak to someone on helpline without account number and phone number and I don’t know what these are without access to the account so I am stuck in a loop

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@gamray Standard VIP punter behaviour really. Assume no affordability checks on polymarket! Would expect that profit to erode quick enough

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@BenColeyGolf No worries. My whole timeline was Ricky Hatton related and this just happened to appear in the middle of it without any other context at the time

[Conor @ConSkinn]

You couldn’t actually guess what was coming next in this sentence as you read it through

[TheJournal.ie @thejournal_ie]

‘We have people who are concerned about driving a green eco-car and using cocaine and destroying vast tracts of the Amazon with pollution,' said new Garda Commissioner Justin Kelly.
https://t.co/1kD8s3XYNa

[Conor @ConSkinn]

Clearly going through his Greg Wallace phase

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The Rock is currently going viral after losing a lot of muscle👀

[Conor @ConSkinn]

Must be a Lincoln City fan

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: WE WILL FIND OUT ABOUT BOLTON

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@UtdPaper_ @MailSport Is it Burger King?

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@DeItaone Bit of an over reaction to his Wimbledon exit

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@SmallerFishGAA @GaelicStadia It’s a right distance from the arc to goal scoring range. Can the player not be tackled during the advantage?

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@piersmorgan That’s 10 players

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@Betgolfworld @michaeljlyons Just bought one off the site. There were two available so assuming one belonged to your brother, just not sure which one!

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@michaeljlyons @Betgolfworld I’d be interested if still available

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@UnitedStandMUFC That looks very small even for Garnacho

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@Betgolfworld Was only when I got to the last sentence I realised you were on about Judd

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@TheMasters Are they on the greens?

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@GerryMcBride Be doing well to get myself to the shop after 18 pints the night before never mind starting a row

[Conor @ConSkinn]

@Utdtruthful He’s like a full day early. Can he not make any decisions properly?

[Derek Finnegan @Finaldo]

If Man United make Cunha/Mateta their new strikeforce, it'll mean no worries for the rest of their days.