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Galatians 4:16

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Stuff and things, I don't understand either but I'll act like I do

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@Mappy6984 If you make a statement on record you need to identify yourself. What is so hard to understand about that?! Anyone saying this officer was out of line for asking for ID, you're an idiot. And if you refuse to show your ID, you're hiding something.

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@DuragJayJ @JimmyReuben The outfit says drunk, the actions say self harm. Sad either way

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Happy birthday Brenna. I don't know if you can hear me speak or see me tweet but either way I hope you know I'm thinking about you today and every other. 30 would've been a hell of a party if you were the reason for it

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I miss Steve Irwin. If he was still making content the world would be a better place

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Why is it always one minute, stir, one more minute? How does that work so well every time with any leftovers

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So does dawn purposefully coat ducks in oil to make their commercials or what

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"I don't care how flat you make a pancake, it's still got two sides" Dr. Phil's got bars

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Can someone please livestream an alien encounter. We've had enough time with the technology, the fact that it hasn't happened yet is pretty discouraging

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The association infatuation(™️), a groundbreaking study performed by myself over the last whatever years. Growing fond of someone solely based off of the time spent together. Trademark pending

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I just don't understand arguing with each other when all decisions are actually made by a bunch of greedy, geriatric child predators. Go yell at an old politician, not your neighbor

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How do you not know what you're gonna get out a box of chocolates. Can't you just read the back

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@EaasyMac Awful story for everyone except your mom lol

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Woman and men BOTH suck. Equally

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Payday : I will not use my money for food

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