Courtney Ave.

I go places. I do things.

[Courtney Ave. @ConayyBoo]

Where is everyone? #Coolshitoftheweek @naterblow

[Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake]

I whispered a few curse words into your slouchy wool cap before you put it on.

[Courtney Ave. @ConayyBoo]

"What did you give up for lent?"

"My virginity"

[not official CREEM Magazine @notcreemmag]

Party time? Check out our weekend playlist: http://t.co/9vfOKNVdxE

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

"If you abstain from smoking, drinking, and using drugs, you don't actually live longer. It just seems longer."

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

“Black Friday is the Special Olympics of Capitalism.” http://t.co/kIr8RzDRhC

[Courtney Ave. @ConayyBoo]

I thought I scored at the ferragamo sample sale. Too good to be true.

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

when someone calls me by my twitter name

[Courtney Ave. @ConayyBoo]

This struggle is real

[Courtney Ave. @ConayyBoo]

"Lord help me be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be"

[Courtney Ave. @ConayyBoo]

@JKEFREEMN additionally to my previous twat, C El Ass aka Audacious Coke Knee

[Courtney Ave. @ConayyBoo]

@JKEFREEMN aka dirty conay aka conay killah aka conay swoop aka foxy slammin conay aka Co Nay aka c cash aka C ice

[Courtney Ave. @ConayyBoo]

"@JakeFreemanNYC: Cirque du @ConayyBoo round 2 at Le Baron. Meow meow." Me right now

[Courtney Ave. @ConayyBoo]

All nighters had me like @JakeFreemanNYC @em__burke