Calpurnia Caesar

32
♌️leo♌️
🙋‍♀️she/her💁‍♀️
✨dreamer of the dream✨
🤪teensy bit superstitious😝
🥗😉favorite food is caesar salad😉🥗

[Julius Caesar @JuliusC61208185]

I like music🎼🎼🎹🎹🎵🎵🎶🎶

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

@JuliusC61208185

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

@CaiusCa19 @BrutusGirl4Lyfe You die at the end of the play...

Just sayin

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

Ok this is really weird but I just found a pdf online that is literally a word-for-word replica of exactly what happened over the last few days. I think I’m done using the internet for a while oh my gods I am actually starting to freak out.

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

@JuliusC61208185 You were going to DIE!!!!

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

Even the little things remind me of Caesar... every night when I wake up in a fit of screaming about bad omens and horrible things to come, Julius used to tell me to shut up and sleep on the couch.... Oh how I miss him... #sadtimes #hewastheone #andtheyweresoulmates

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

@BrutusGirl4Lyfe Ya😳🤯

By some guy named shake spear

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

@BrutusGirl4Lyfe It really is😩

Not to mention it had over forty thousand likes😖😖😖

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

Just saw the video of my husband being stabbed to death on live leak. Really kind of just hate everybody right now.

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

Update: the soothsayer guy didn’t show up because he “saw one of us getting stood up in his future,” and he was afraid it would be him.

It was me.

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

So apparently it’s a currency that is worth an amount of money based on many complex social and psychological factors, when in reality it’s not even a physical thing which means it’s not worth anything at all. These people are just believing in it really hard.

I want some!

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

I just took a look at the trending page and now I’m wondering... what is a doge coin? Does it have Julius’s face printed on it? Because it should. #caesarcoin

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

I just cut open a sheep and its entrails are telling me that it’s a great time to get back out on the dating scene!! I’m meeting up with a local soothsayer later tonight at the arena. He’s super into astrology and stuff so I think it will go well! Can’t wait to coli-SEE HIM! Haha

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

@BrutusGirl4Lyfe @MarccyB67 I will miss you, hun! But I honestly don’t blame you😒 I will use the ouija board I got from my wedding reception to contact you every day!!!👻#BOOhoo #restinpisa

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

@BrutusGirl4Lyfe THANK YOU, GO OFF SWEETIE💅💅#hotcoalsforthesouls

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

“mercury” is in “retrograde” and “my husband” is in “big trouble”

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

@MarccyB67 I take care of him just fine thank you very much #wivesbeforelives #whenisportiagoingtobefreeladiesnightislongoverdue

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

Just had a dream that took place like a hundred years in the future and there was this huge mountain that exploded and stuff. Kinda reminds me of how I felt when I found out MY HUSBAND HAD THREE WIVES BEFORE ME😡😭😫🌋#grieving

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

@MarccyB67 @CaiusCa7 why does this always happen to me

[Calpurnia Caesar @ConcernyCalprny]

i mean i get that my husband was a tyrant or whatever but you didn't have to cancel him for it 😭@CaiusCa7 @MarccyB67 #newlysingle #myhoroscopesaidthiswouldhappen #boyswillbeboys