Marcus Brutus

Coolest Roman Senator, ex-besties with Caesar, kind of wanted for murder, all-around pretty honest and caring guy

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@CaiusCa19 huh

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@ConcernyCalprny Internet famous😎

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@BrutusGirl4Lyfe rip dude

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@ConcernyCalprny Hey just more reason for us to take care of him and save Rome 🤷‍♂️

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@CaiusCa19 You know, you raise a good point. Maybe we should kill him

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@ConcernyCalprny @CaiusCa7 and i oop

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@JuliusC61208185 Status: Decomposing in the ground more like it 😎
#SorryNotSorry #actuallykindasorrythoughdudemybad

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@CaesarLover123 huh

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@CaesarLover123 @CaiusCa19 Aw gee thanks friend ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@CaesarLover123 @CaiusCa19 You wishhhhhhh. You peed your pants as soon as you saw our armies and left to go suck your thumbs

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@BrutusGirl4Lyfe And it means I'm finally rid of you 💁‍♂️

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

@BrutusGirl4Lyfe hmmmmmm I wonder why

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

Hey so this is Antony. Brutus is officially dead, so I wanted to make an appreciation thread for him. I know he was kind of like my mortal enemy and all, but despite that, he was a pretty cool dude and I want to honor all that he's done.

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

Alright so yeah this is about it. Chilling with my last few men, just waiting for Antony to come find me and capture me. Might as well just go for it. I'd rather not be a trophy for them. I'll catch you guys on the flip side (of mortality)

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

So, my loyal servant decided to pretend he was me so that he would be kidnapped in my place. Gotta say, that's a pretty rad thing to do. Mad respect for him

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

He could've just waited for like half an hour? He didn't just have to immediately off himself. I'm gonna miss the dude but he was as dense as a brick

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

So apparently Cassius's troops fell, then he saw Titinius meeting with my troops and mistook us for the enemy. He jumped about 20 conclusions and then decided to have his servant just kill him??? Huh? I mean, I'm sad he had to die over a simple miscommunication, but like dude

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

I also said goodbye to him and everything, probably won't see him again for a while

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

Cassius just asked me if I would let Antony carry me through Rome like a trophy if they caught me alive. Can you believe this guy? I swear not one intelligent thing has come out of his mouth. I'd rather die than be Antony's torture puppet. Screw that. I'm going out with honor

[Marcus Brutus @MarccyB67]

Just trash talked Antony and Octavius into oblivion with Cassius. Guarantee you they're at home crying to their mommies. They're gonna get what's coming to them