Concrete Federal Police

Official account for CFP. Yes we just got twitter even though we're over 50 years old fuck off.

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

Fred just pole danced in our office. what has this world become

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

please continue pole dancing in Mike's office, this shit is so fucking funny lmao the rest of this island is so fucking boring holy shit please keep doing it

[The OFFICIAL Country of Concrete @concrete_gov]

Anyone seen spreading or marketing Clarissa's "manifesto" will be immediately arrested by the @ConcretePolice. The Daniel Simons Administration is deploying the military to patrol the streets. We are also checking the internet...

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

We are looking to hire criminals to commit crimes so we can arrest more people. Fred has been consistently injuring himself every single time he does a crime and we don't want him to die. Send your applications to us by the end of the day.

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

@WatneyJohn Prison. You go back to prison, you're serving 10 consecutive life sentences which had ended in 2021 when you died but, you're alive again and so it continues

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

We are also searching for Ben Long, he is wanted also for criminal conspiracy to start a coup. and violent threats toward President Daniel Simons, and Vice President Fred Norelginf

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

Clarrisa B Thompson is now in Concrete Federal Police Custody. She has a CD$2.6 Trillion bail set. Follow us for updates on the trial date. she's so cooked bro there ain't no way she gets out of this

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

The charges are as stated below:

4 counts of criminal conspiracy to start a coup-d'etat
70 counts of possession of vegan food products
2 counts of arson
2 counts of evading police
3 counts of civic unrest
2 counts of being a bitch.

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

@concrete_gov Daniel doing what daniel does best

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

no. SFDICWASCATNLV does not have a twitter. stop asking.

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

the next person to call us and complain about our Special Forces Division of Intervention and Cool People Who Are Super Cool And Totally Not Lonely Virgins' name will get a very angry visit from SFDICPWASCATNLV (yes that is our acronym SHUT UP)

[George De Rumble @theconcreteslab]

BREAKING NEWS: The home of @Clarissabethom1 is currently surrounded by the Concrete Federal Police's Special Forces Division of Intervention and Cool People Who Are Super Cool And Totally Not Lonely Virgins.

How long will this standoff be? Stay tuned...

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

I got bored 🤪🤭

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

fuck it. @Clarissabethom1

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

@danielsimons01 at this point in my life, I'm not even surprised

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

@itsBentooLong you better get the fuck out of Concrete bitch. you're banned

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

HOLY FUCK IM STILL ALIVE?

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

Firing squad will be patrolling the area for anyone who complains

[Daniel Simons @danielsimons01]

anyone who says mayo fest is a complete waste of government funds will be executed

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

I still have @WatneyJohn's log in info lol tiem to do a little trolling

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

My brother, his wife, and my nephew's house have burned down AGAIN FRED GET THE FUCK BACK HERE NOW! NO MORE ALASKA FOR YOU!! He still hasn't healed fully SINCE THE LAST FUICKING TIME

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

oh shit we're back