George De Rumble

Concrete’s one and only News Reporter and Diplomat also founder of the paper known as The Concrete Slab.
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I can outlive god

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Clarissa is now back in a coma, again. After President Daniel Simons visited her and hit her with a metal pipe.

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BREAKING NEWS:
Clarrisa Be Thompson who was hospitalized earlier this month, is reportedly in a SEVERE coma, after suffering major brain damage caused by her consumption of vegan food. It is unknown if she'll ever recover enough to wake up from this coma.

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Clarissa's son Mistake Number 3 was too busy showing a Walmart door greeter his penis to comment. More details will come later.

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BREAKING NEWS:
Clarrisa Be Thompson has been hospitalized and is currently on life support. When asked about Clarrisa's condition the doctors replied "I fucking hate this bitch I could care less if she dies." (cont.)

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President Daniel Simons has also released a statement stating that the day of her death will be a national day of celebration with a military parade and a massive bonfire made of her belongings and vegan meals. "The day she dies I will orgasm so hard it'll be felt globally. "

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Breaking News: President Daniel Simons has selected Clarissa B Thompson to be sent into space, where she will spend the remainder of her sentence in a space station orbiting Earth. She will be completely alone. Her son James P Thompson will be put in the custody of Daniel Simons.

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maybe if I tell my cancer "no" or "stop" and spray it with a spray bottle it'll just go away

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...President Daniel Simons will be addressing the nation later today to discuss the verdict.

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Breaking News: Clarissa B Thompson has been found guilty of all charges and has been sentenced to 25 years in a maximum security prison. There is a chance that President Daniel Simons will choose to launch her to the sun either by the end of this year or anytime next year...

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Day 6 of the @Clarissabethom1 standoff. She has taken a hostage.

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in the meantime my cancer has gotten worse

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BREAKING NEWS: The home of @Clarissabethom1 is currently surrounded by the Concrete Federal Police's Special Forces Division of Intervention and Cool People Who Are Super Cool And Totally Not Lonely Virgins.

How long will this standoff be? Stay tuned...

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I can see the light

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somebody please make it all stop

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I'm going to stare directly at this eclipse in the hopes I can finally be free

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Ben Long has announced that he will be seeking revenge on President Daniel Simons.

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when is it going to be my turn, I want to burn in hell

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@concrete_gov I am literally dying

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BREAKING NEWS: Concrete suffers from a labor shortage as concretes most dedicated work Fred Norelginf goes on vacation.

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@norelginf Fred theres a bear behind you