Fred Norelginf

I'm a Soldier, Police officer, Firefighter, Fighter Pilot, CEO of Concretes military, Chief of the Navy, Secretary of Defense, VP of Concrete, and other things.

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

My asshole is on fire

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

@JamesPThompson4 why won't you respond to my minion memes

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

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[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

My christmas Wishlist :)

- Death of all murder hornets
- a girlfriend
- Mike's virginity ;)
- alcohol
- bees
- the CFP letting me poll dance in their office
- Mike letting me pole dance above his bed while he sleeps
- Mike letting me watch him while he sleeps :)

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

MORE! MORE DUCKS! GIVE ME MORE DUCKS NOW! I WAN MOPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

I am selling my winter coat I brought to ALaska. Cum stains are included. CD$1,000,000 or best offer. :)

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

Gonna sprinkle my ball hairs into your diet coke

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

I constantly miss alaska. I wish Concrete had bears.

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

my penis hurts

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

I have had 4 periods this year.

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

I got my period

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

Concrete's one and only Outback Steakhouse just confiscated my crayon box because I was drawing on their tables :( I spent money on those.

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

I got my period

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

I've shipped a bear back from alaska to Concrete.

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

punctured a testicle today

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

turns out adding "slut" to your linkedin gets your account suspended

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

The bear I'm friends with in Alaska isn't responding to my texts guys, what did I do wrong?

[Fred Norelginf @norelginf]

gonna add Slut to my Linkedin