James P Thompson

Most know me as, “Mistake number 3”. Sadly the son of Clarissa B Thompson. I hate vegans and I have never been vaccinated because of my mom. Totally not edgy.

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

I will see you outside the nearest Walmart in 17 minutes, I’ll bring nothing but my penis

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

I’ve been banned from the walmart parking lot because I showed the cart collector my cock too many times

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

when is it my turn to have my nipples twisted

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

Ive been edging for 2 years

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

My cock has grown so big and girthy that if I flush sitting down the toilet clogs

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

Puberty sucks!

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

Just had two redbulls in a row and i feel like i could get kicked in the nuts, fall asleep, jump off a cliff and land doing a handstand

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

The charges are as stated below:

4 counts of criminal conspiracy to start a coup-d'etat
70 counts of possession of vegan food products
2 counts of arson
2 counts of evading police
3 counts of civic unrest
2 counts of being a bitch.

[Concrete Federal Police @ConcretePolice]

Clarrisa B Thompson is now in Concrete Federal Police Custody. She has a CD$2.6 Trillion bail set. Follow us for updates on the trial date. she's so cooked bro there ain't no way she gets out of this

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

@norelginf @peta I also want to know the answer to this. for reasons….

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

mom’s been arrested. serves her fucking right

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

I’m in my slut era

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

@danielsimons01 You still have time to delete this

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

I can feel my edginess getting stronger day by day.

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

cock n balls 😎

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

Puberty starts when the toilet starts clogging #asshair

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

There is one question you need to ask yourself, is it the speed at which it takes to cum, or the speed at which you fap to cum

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

Sending negative vibes

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

My grandpa took my ring pop yesterday so I couldn’t get hyper

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

@danielsimons01 No more twitter for you tonight dad

[James P Thompson @JamesPThompson4]

@danielsimons01 Dad please delete this