Momma Confessions

Teacher turned SAHM. Wife to J. Mom to two. Ole Miss alum. Memphis Grizz fan. Swiftie.

[Momma Confessions @ConfessingMomma]

Used to be @ConfessingTeach
New profile. Same me.
I’ve changed my handle, name, and picture to match my new life.
The sass and sarcasm remain unchanged.

[Momma Confessions @ConfessingMomma]

@NeverSoberSass Oh my goodness! Are you alright?

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

i love when a taylor swift album comes out and everyone gets the urge to release an official statement on the matter

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Time to log off until after I’ve seen the movie because these CLOWNS have no decorum.

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@TeacherCurly I am too, but I completely missed “I’m having his baby” on my first listen of TTPD and I simply could not risk it again.

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@TeacherCurly I subscribed to Apple Music last night for this exact reason. 🤪

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Taylor in Actually Romantic

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@HeflinSyd I thought the same!!

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@NeverSoberSass The Minneapolis Catholic School shooting yesterday.

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@michigan_sass I was more independent than most of my peers, but I didn’t think it was a bad thing! My parents also did tons of play dates for me!

I sliiiiiiightly worry about handling it all alone when they are older, but I know they’ve planned well and I have an amazing husband.

[bibi @thatsobibi]

literally crying for my close and personal friend taylor swift

[Momma Confessions @ConfessingMomma]

@NYSleepQueen Have you looked into cortisol levels? It’s actually interesting and a legit explanation on why we sometimes wake up at that specific time. Hope you get some rest soon! I know that makes for long days!!

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That blue bottled water company is about to be so confused.

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@faithbellido Same. I keep waiting for it to get good. I’m about to abandon.

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@MistaBsMomma Do you ever disagree about which color they drop it into? Because sometimes it should CLEARLY go in blue and they drop it in pink so I have to scroll.

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

I just

very sincerely

from the bottom of my heart

believe I deserve to live in a less stupid timeline

[kris ☁︎ @perfectlyfine89]

some of you should not be watching sports if 5 seconds of Taylor Swift makes you crash out

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Reducing THE Serena Williams down to a “bitch that Drake fcked” is low brow and moronic

[maybe: larky ☁️ @ofthemisery]

taylor was right when she said “so tell me everything is not about me….. BUT WHAT IF IT IS?”