Jess.E

#RetailWhorror @ it's best. When #CustomerService & #AssHoles collide! It is time for #BullShit #Attitudes toward #industry #service #personnel to be #CalledOut

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Home Office:New store contest! Stores above 5% credit conversion go into a raffle!
Us:This motivates no one.
#retailproblems

[Retail Hades @Retail_Hades]

Dumbest thing I've heard so far today: I've never had to have a password for my email!

We've been open less than an hour. Jesus help me.

#dearcustomer #retailproblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Store Manager:The district manager thinks we role play all the time, so if he asks if we role play tell him we do or we’ll really have to start role playing.
#retailproblems #dearcustomer

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

When you screw up the order and have no one to blame.
#baristaproblems #retailproblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

We received 200 Kansas City Chiefs frisbees today. I should note, we’re in Minnesota. And I don’t think we could sell 200 Vikings frisbees.
#retailproblems

[The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard]

#dearcustomer - Hey, are they remodeling that Best Buy across the street?
Me - *looks at shirt that doesn’t say Best Buy on it -
#retailproblems

[Lauren @ghosthunter718]

Not even clocked in and I’ve said WTF about 3 times already...it’s going to be a long shift and it’s only 4 hours! #retailproblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Home Office:Our focus is customer engagement.
Now, our next focus is minimum staffing.
#retailproblems

[Victoria @Victhebookchick]

#DearCustomer next time you’re going to wander around my #store and yell on your #phone.. stay in you damn #car!! #rude #nomanners #retailproblems #retailmanager #retailhell #retaillife

[The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard]

#dearcustomer - if you whistle at me one more time to try and get my attention, it will be the last sound to ever leave a mouth full of teeth.
#retailproblems
#imnotadogasshole

[The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard]

Home office: We’re raising the minimum pay rate, and giving lots of employees a raise!
Store : How many hours are you cutting to accomplish this?
Home office: ........
#retailproblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

When the store manager tells you the new initiatives from the Home Office and everyone replies, why would we do that? That’s dumb. And you realize the store manager might be more dead on the inside than you.
#retailproblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Manager:The good news we have a large staff. The bad is they are comprised of the people we hired Monday. They’ll need some...guidance.
Me:Fuck me.
Manager:Well, I’ll be in back.
#retailproblems

[fifty shades of güey @ixybug]

Me @ till:Would you like a bag today?

Customer:Sure! Why not?

Me internally:Be-FUCKING-cause we don’t need any more DAMN PLASTIC BAGS CIRCLING AROUND AND POLLUTING MOTHER EARTH. TURLES ARE DYING DAMNITALLYOUHAVEONESMALLITEM

Me: 🙃
Me: Of course, no problem!

#retailproblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

Divisional VP:All the VPs have twitter accounts now.
Us:Will you tweet back answers if we ask you questions and give suggestions?
Divisional VP:No, someone else runs it.
Us:Super.
#retailproblems

[(Formerly!) RetailMusings 🇵🇸 @MusingsInRetail]

C: *Starts to open a product*
M: Ah, sir, I can't have you opening the products. If you have a question, I can help you with that.
C: I can't open it?

What did I JUST say? No, you can't open it bc most of you customers can't open a product w/o destroying it
#retailproblems

[idonthavetimetowork @idhttw]

The customer is always right?

Yeah, Nah.

Tag someone who needs to see this.

#retail #retailproblems #meme #funny #comedy #memesdaily

[ID SMASH🍴 @TheFuckBoyClub_]

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