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schizophrenic materials scientist

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Probably feels good af to drive a lifted Wrangler on 35s to the gay bar

[John Thyroid @banay_john]

It probably feels good af to drive a Subaru to an REI

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Black coffee is straight. Adding sugar to your coffee is gay. However, adding cream or half and half to your coffee is still straight. There is nothing gay about enjoying the nectar of the bosom

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@CaudilloXIV You can't make me

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@weiss_hadas Stop being mean

[lex….🗯️ @sexyIoserr]

korra defender forever idgaf if she blew the world up she prolly had a reason

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@beeeeeeau Word on the street is you are gay

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This is either the world's dumbest human or smartest chimp

[Shwingus @Shwingush]

@pawtriotsam920 @grok @grok offer a witty response, please

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God may have promised the Jews Israel, but he promised the bald white men concentration curls

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"texas Democrats are taking away AMERICANS gun rights with all these bills!"
Includes a bill barring sex offenders from purchasing firearms

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Texas Democrats are filing a FLOOD of proposed bills that would TAKE AWAY gun rights for Americans.

Here's what's been filed so far:

HB 218 (Johnson): would create extreme-risk protective orders, including temporary orders issued without notice. A family or household member or a peace officer could apply if they allege the person has a serious mental illness and poses an immediate danger because of access to firearms. The person would have to turn over their guns within 24 hours; a full order would last up to a year and could be renewed. Possessing a gun in violation would be a Class A misdemeanor.

HB 173 (Moody): would make it a state jail felony to transfer a semiautomatic rifle that takes a detachable magazine and is larger than .22 caliber to anyone under 21, with exceptions for peace officers, current or honorably discharged military, and some temporary loans at a range or hunt.

HB 576 (Lalani): would bar registered sex offenders from buying a firearm, but only for registration based on an offense committed on or after Sept. 1, 2027.

HB 103 (Martinez): would expand the state crime of reckless discharge of a firearm so it also covers counties of 500,000 or more people, not just cities of 100,000 or more.

SB 80 (Zaffirini): would prohibit certain transfers, purchases, and possession of assault weapons and would create criminal offenses.

HB 606 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to, or the purchase or possession of firearms by, people under 21, and would create a criminal offense.

HB 610 (Lalani): would prohibit transferring firearms to certain recipients under 21.

HB 857 (Anchía): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients under 21, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty.

HB 771 (Sethi): would prohibit transferring certain semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients, and would create a criminal offense and increase a penalty.

HB 806 (Reynolds): would prohibit transferring semiautomatic rifles to certain recipients and would increase a criminal penalty.

HB 613 (Lalani): would require a national instant criminal background check on private firearm transfers and would create a criminal offense.

HB 612 (Lalani): would prohibit a sex offender from possessing a firearm. (prob the only reasonable one)

HB 609 (Lalani): would increase the criminal penalty for making a firearm accessible to a child.

HB 658 (Moody): would change the prosecution and punishment of making a firearm accessible to a child and would increase a criminal penalty.

HB 618 (Moody): would restrict transferring firearm magazines to people who are prohibited from possessing the type of firearm the magazine is made for, and would create a criminal offense.

HB 659 (Moody): would require licensed firearms dealers to report certain sales or transfers of multiple firearms or magazines to law enforcement, and would create a criminal offense.

HB 660 (Moody): would require certain people already prohibited from owning or possessing a firearm to dispose of firearms they own, possess, or control.

HB 712 (Gámez): would address a city or county's authority to regulate or prohibit carrying a firearm in certain libraries.

HB 776 (Sethi): would address expulsion-related offenses involving possessing, carrying, exhibiting, or using a firearm on or within 1,000 feet of school property.

HB 859 (Anchía): would increase the criminal penalty for discharging a firearm in certain municipalities.

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@bryan_johnson Gah damn my boy is caked up on the lentil diet

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

Who did this

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Honestly the first 2 books of Malazan

[lou ⭑.ᐟ @foolsdeliverer]

those first few pages of a new fantasy book where you don’t know wtf is going on

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@ClemSpigot @Nyquist860 @davidrazi It's very ah dune like is what I will say. How I describe it is what dune could've been if herbert didn't do a bunch of cocaine, its great

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@elkelk This says a lot about people who never leave the town where you went to highschool

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Holy shit this may be the most based leader on earth

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

Kote kay sa a ye?

Ban nou adrès egzak la, n ap detwi l.

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@jakeboggan @itsolelehmann Where the hell are you spearfishing trout

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@nathanbaugh27

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As much as I hate petty theft and littering it makes me happy whenever I see that real heists are still being performed

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Some old lady in Cleveland keeps mistakenly using my childhood spam email. I have received a receipt from home Depot for a new toilet this morning. I hope you rip a large one in your new 1.28 gpf elongated chair height toilet with soft close Shirley

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@e0syn Well I've heard it's great besides that stuff 😭