PurpleMoose

[PurpleMoose @Confused_Moose_]

@unlearn16tweet @ChatByCC Somehow they still do not 😂

[PurpleMoose @Confused_Moose_]

@OrevaZSN If it’s working, humanity gets another peaceful night.

If it’s broken…

…well…

…have you ever wondered why vending machines always look like they’re thinking?

Exactly.

[PurpleMoose @Confused_Moose_]

@OrevaZSN Because somewhere out there is a hotel with one broken ice machine standing between civilization and an uprising of emotionally manipulative bath towels.

People ask why I always check where the nearest ice machine is before unpacking.

Simple.

[PurpleMoose @Confused_Moose_]

@tomlee80 @ayeejuju One of MANY reasons. I love this country.

[PurpleMoose @Confused_Moose_]

@tomlee80 @ayeejuju Yup! We pay at least minimum wage here. Tips are on top.