CongressionalRepublicans

Just the collective hive-mind of your friendly burning GOP institution.

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

Jake Paul is a proud American and we stand with him.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Purposefully turning off the halftime show

Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences

(which equals viewership for them)

You are their benefit. Realize you have power.

Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

[Christine Bhagat @Bhaga1Bhagat]

@Sadie_NC Every day that goes by and Senate Republicans do not remove John Thune is another nail in the coffin of the @GOP.
@CongReps will face colossal defeat as a result of refusing to accept their mandate.

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

Feeling cute, might govern women’s bodies later.

#life #zygote

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

@SenatorCollins Unless you were sexually assaulted by a Supreme Court nominee; then we hate you. Amirite? Remember when we did that - forced a rapey @USSupremeCourt #Justice down the throats of all Americans after refusing to confirm a perfectly non-rapey one two years ago. #GoodTimes #MeToo

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

@SpeakerRyan Excuse you? You “rebuilt” nothing and your economy is in shambles. Stop using the Stock Market as a metric. Even if that were the metric, we all know it’s about to come tumbling down. But that’s cool, we’ll just call it “Market Correction” though.

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

@SenatorCollins Remember that time you votes to confirm a rapist for the Supreme Court? #HighFive

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

@SpeakerRyan Don’t forget to be thankful for being a wealthy white male. #Thanksgiving

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

@jlog9197 @SenateGOP You’re right, we would probably care more if we lost one of our kids to gun violence. Unfortunately, we’re rich and white, so we don’t have to worry about that.

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

@paralakz @AntWalkerMMA It is kind of a bad look that you got torn down to gifs and can’t even discuss it with the guy. There’s better dialogue in Congress.

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

Welcome to the #GOP, where the rules are made up and the constituents don’t matter!
#peterstrzok

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

@KYComer we’ve all tried to talk to you about this. You have got to stop projecting your relationship issues on the people we are questioning. We know you have a long, storied relationship with sighs, frowns and disappointment - but control yourself, man! #StrzokHearing #Strzok

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

Even the rest of us Republicans know that @TGowdySC looks like @dracomalfoy fucked @aaroncarter after he mainlined some cheap heroine.

@RepKHandel asked him yesterday if his dad had to buy brooms for the rest of the @HouseJudiciary or beat @SHAQ 1 on 1. How did you beat Shaq?

[CongressionalRepublicans @CongReps]

We’ve really got this whole “grilling someone for 10 hours despite having no evidence of wrongdoing” thing down.

Thank you @HillaryClinton for role-playing with us for dozens of hours to prepare ya for our finest hour: grilling #peterstrzok for 10 hours because he has opinions.