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[BILDblog @BILDblog]

Die Rapper von @K_I_Z_ und @Mehnersmoos haben einen Song veröffentlicht, in dem es ums Saufen, Koksen, Hitlergruß-Zeigen und Maßkrugprügeln auf dem Oktoberfest geht. Die @BILD-Redaktion ist entsetzt von der Besudelung "unserer Wiesn": https://t.co/4NOlHxe29u

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Prime suspect in Nordstream gas sabotage emerges...

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Comedians shouldn't be allowed to comment on politics. The only people who should comment on politics are the professional journalists who agree with the politicians and anyone that actually questions politicians is talking britain down and should shut up.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

The incredible moment where Alex Jones is informed that his own lawyer accidentally sent a digital copy of his entire phone to the Sandy Hook parents' lawyer, thereby proving that he perjured himself.

h/t @Acyn

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I am God. I had a son. He was also Me. He was a man, though. I had him killed. He came back. I did it to save you from how I made you. #yep

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

omg they had no idea 😂😂😂

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The best way to prevent abortions is by arming fetuses. #IAmTheNRA

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

Since Roe was handed down 49 years ago, "pro-lifers" in the US have committed:
-11 murders
-26 attempted murders
-4 kidnappings
-42 bombings
-667 bomb threats
-100 butyric acid attacks
-189 arsons
-663 Anthrax /bioterrorism threats
-25,000+ acts of phone harassment or hate mail

[jamie amalea pappas @jamieamalea]

easily the funniest thing I’ve seen happen all year.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Climate change is capable of long-term sustainable growth.

[Bernd Harder @berndharder]

Was soll man dazu sagen? Xavier Naidoo bittet um Verzeihung, weil er sich "verrannt" und sich "manchmal vom Bezug Realität entfernt" habe:

https://t.co/U5IDfjpww0

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

I think billionaires should pay throttlingly burdensome taxes, not to improve society, but because it makes them sad.

[Laura Lexx - Touring NOW! @lauralexx]

I stayed at someone’s house last week and they have a cat. And I never knew this but, when you go to sleep… cats just wander about the house catting all night? You can’t “put a cat to bed”?! The cat just… gets the house for a while?! Fucking nuts.

[christoph chorherr @chorherr]

Spritpreise.
Mir war da einiges suspekt.
Hab jetzt einige alte Kontakte in der Mineralölwirtschaft aktiviert.
Unter Zusicherung von Anonymität.
Hier passiert nämlich grad ziemlich Ungeheures.
Denn:

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I used to follow only one person.

Now I follow only one country.

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

thanx, appreciate it

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

✊

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Two leaders, two worlds...
Freedom will prevail 🇺🇦✊