Conor Jordan

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@IKEAUKSupport I've moved into a house with a behjälplig dishwasher. The door hinge is broken, it's a small bit of plastic the rail slides into at the top of the door. Is there any way I can get a replacement, please?

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@JoePrilPhoto I like the cat :)

[Southern Trains UK @Southern_Trains]

Thank you for pointing out the misalignment across communication channels. There was a bug in the random excuse generator which is now being addressed.

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@NatWest_Help Hi, could you please tell me the NatWest policy on using finance tools like @moneydashboard? Thank you.

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@Forbes

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@Forbes d x the ex the x the r

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@Zoeh_Ann at home, how long are you here for?

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@Zoeh_Ann but but..

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

Z,,,

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@comiXology Hi, new to comics, brought sandman volume 1. on my android. Can I get the same definition as the preview please, can't read this

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

Just been informed by Scientology lawyers that Scientology is working on a documentary about me. Little bit excited; little bit nervous.

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@Zoeh_Ann yup doing well, yourself? We'll have to go for a drink!

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@Zoeh_Ann no easter eggs left? 😅

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

There's a bird outside that sounds like a dogs squeaky toy. #nosleeptonight

[AuthorityLabs by Traject @AuthorityLabs]

My Favorite SEO Tool Isn't An SEO Tool http://t.co/Z6tr0PYwC6 via @ajkohn

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@rachlbecks she is a cutie alright. I have a thing to send you. Could you send me the best address?

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

@rachlbecks welcome to twitter. Hows life?

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

My train has been on time all week. I feel dirty.

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

I sprint for a train and it leaves late. Of course it does.

[Conor Jordan @Conjord2]

Googles niw self programing computer. All hail skynet. http://t.co/ow8LM9mD16